Seriously thought, I like that one Idea just walk up and be like "Dude, I'm gonna make you an offer you cant refuse. I got this fatty right here, If you toke it from end to end and talk with me, if you still want to fight afterward, I'll give you a free punch" by the end he wouldnt even know why he was pissed in the first place, lol if it was some bomb shit although theirs one surefire way to win, challenge him to a knife fight and bring a gun lol no I kid though, I agree that fighting can be avoided and never really has to happen, frustrated people feel that they have to fight to resolve something, but in the end its never really worth it (yeah I know the fight ended long ago, meh its still a fuck topic to comment on)
all this fighting advice is bullshit. just smash the motherfucker in the face with a pipe. than break one of his kneecaps and fuck up his football career