HOLY SHIT IF IVE EVER HAD A SHITTER WEEK, ITS THIS MO-FO WEEK! UGHHH! EXCUSE ME FOR *COMPLETLY* VENTING ON YOU GUYS BUTTFUCK PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND BEAR WITH ME.. I SERIOUSLY NEED A LAUGH HELP ME OUT PLZ MY CELLULAR PHONE GOT DISCONNECT THIS WEEK CUZ IM BROKE AND I SMOKED ALL MY WEED BECAUSE IM AN IDIOT. I HARDLY HAVE TALK TO MY BOYFRIEND THIS WEEK AND I CANT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND *WHY* HE HASNT TRIED TO KEEP IN CONTACT, IN WHICH MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING! IVE WORKED *ALL* WEEEKK AND ITS BEEN RAINING OVER HERE IN OXNARD SO THERE ISNT *SHIT* TO DO! AND WORKING RETAIL DURING RAIN IS SOO GOD DAMN DEPRESSING (EXCUSE MY FRENCH!) PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE MAKE ME SMILE, SHOW ME A FUNNY PICTURE, TELL ME JOKE, FUNNY VIDEO, ANYTHING...ITS JUST BEEN ONE-OF-THOSE-WEEKS
For you, the first result on Photobucket for "funny picture". Now please stop yelling at us with your capital letters.
I can't even get a five-word sentence to work in all caps. How the hell did you manage an entire post? Fucking voodoo. Anyway, I hope this does the trick. Then again, I've never seen it sober.... [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8IiJk4Imds"]YouTube- GUTSMAN'S ASS[/ame]
*literally* laughed out loud jejejej! ps. sorry about the caps.. only way i can truly express how i felt.
damn shawty ur bf is lame fo not keepin in contact...but shit dis shud be funny if yu havent seen it idk [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le-BoDs-Yt8]YouTube - scarlet takes a tumble best - Fat black lady falls off table - woman falls of table[/ame]
Bill Hicks - Positive Drug Story [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1CvW38cHA&feature=related]YouTube - Bill Hicks - Positive Drug Story[/ame] This always cracks me up. Hope it works for you as well. Hope you feel better soon Dont worry its Just a Ride. One choice to be made fear or Love Peace
Some do, but there's a certain character limit to the funniness. Short statements can be funny in caps, but long paragraphs... Not so much. Anyway, I'm not tryin' to bust his balls or anything. Just thought I'd point it out.
These ones always get me: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atXIKI2XHj4]YouTube - GI Joe PSA - Gay[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAcg-kMC4QA]YouTube - GI Joe Ice[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk&feature=related]YouTube - GI Joe PSA - Body Massage[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNbGDfNurfI&feature=related]YouTube - Fenslerfilm GI Joe 06 - fried kids[/ame] Keep in mind, however, that I am completely batshit-insane. My point exactly.
By golly i think you did the trick (<---- i dont normally talk like that LOL but thats how gay i feel (<--- by gay i mean happy LOL)) i promise you guys im typically a ball of joy but DANG this has not been my best week!!! jajajajaj thank you +rep fo sho!!!
I'm rolling right now!! LMAO!!! seriously everyones comments are making my day!!! thanks jajajajajja! ANNNND IM SOORRRY FOR THE CAPSSS!!
Why would you buy MJ if your cellular phone bill was in any way shape or form late? Why am I even asking this? It is because you cannot prioritize your life. I say...you don't need MJ or a cellular phone. Focus on the basics. When you have $5,000 in the bank, come back to the city and start smoking. When your bank balance drops below $5,000, stop smoking. This is my rule to everyone and would make your life awesome. Or...don't listen to me and eventually you'll end up in AA like most of my family. AA is Alcoholics Anonymous and is a sobriety program and helps give you the strength and support to get your life back on track. Some very good people (and also losers) go to AA meetings. Hopefully you will gravitate to the good people. AA is not just for alcohol, but was started by an alcoholic for alcoholics. Hopefully you will listen at a meeting and learn something. Most people in AA were in your exact situation...dysfunctional as all hell. Good luck to you, but I suggest you get your life back on track. I live close to Oxnard and life isn't that hard out there. You live near the beach and it is cheap as fuck compared to the rest of SoCal.
I am happy to hear it worked for you Thanks for starting the thread I can always use a laugh myself and there are some good ones here. Peace
$5,000?! I think that may be a bit much from where I'm standing. I don't know if I've ever even had $5,000 in my bank account at one time. I say, as long as you get all your bills and essential items paid for first, and still have some extra money left over, go ahead and buy some weed. Just gotta keep your priorities straight.