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I'm an idiot.

Discussion in 'Weed Edibles' started by Tuscano56, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. #1 Tuscano56, Feb 26, 2009
    I decided to make a batch of some dank cookies today. About 20 g's in 2 sticks of cannabutter which i strained. I mixed it all up, put like half of it on a sheet and put it in the oven. I pulled em out later and they were still circular like when i put them in, so i pressed down on them with a fork and they just crumbled. Needless to say i was fucking pissed.


    Then i realized i forgot to put eggs in the dough.


    So basically it was just a combo of cannabutter sugar and flower.

    half a batch of cannacookies in the dumpster.

    fuck my life
     
  2. #2 xStff1:), Feb 26, 2009
    hahaha I'm not gonna lie I probably woulda just tried to eat the crumbled cookies anyway...but either way still a waste of what could have been perfectly good cookies :(


    sucks.
     
  3. #3 stickey_fingerz, Feb 26, 2009
    oh man that is horrible but why not just eat it, i mean fuck it the butter is already in there why do you need an egg to be able to eat it.
     
  4. #4 suburbantoker, Feb 26, 2009
    and you didn't still eat them or grind them into a milkshake BECAUSE???
     
  5. #5 youngbeast817, Feb 26, 2009
    LOL at least you can still get high
     
  6. #6 GaNinja, Feb 26, 2009
    me no understand why you not just eat them
     
  7. #7 -420-Ganja-, Feb 26, 2009
    You're only human for forgetting the eggs.
    But you are an idiot for not eating the damn cookies!
     
  8. #8 Tuscano56, Feb 26, 2009
    let's not jump to any conclusions here. I meant in the dumpster figuratively. they're ground up now and i put some in a bowl of ice cream with chocolate syrup and im pretty high now. So im saving the bag of sugar-and-flour-sativa for further uses.


    the good news in all of this is that it only happend to half a batch. once i realized the problem i added an egg to the rest and baked em up.


    not such a bad day really:eek:
     
  9. #9 Pcreme, Feb 26, 2009
    yeah man, its really not that bad, I mean you didnt lose any weed in the process - good idea putting them in ice cream :wave:
     
  10. #10 andyGILL, Feb 26, 2009
    Should have crumbled them over caaaake and pudding and milkshake and OPEN MOUTHS!
     
  11. #11 Tuscano56, Feb 27, 2009

    I know what im doing at 4:20 today!;)
     
  12. #12 RAZORsharp, Feb 27, 2009

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    noo really that sucks man:( have you at least tried them :)
     
  13. #13 Tuscano56, Feb 27, 2009

    whered you get my picture????
     
  14. #14 OneMarleyLove, Mar 1, 2009
    mmm...
    i think i could cook some cookies like that
    just for ice cream
    mmmm
    i wanna go grocery shopping now
    im hungry...
     
  15. #15 Remenissions, Mar 2, 2009
    lol that mustv sucked, im almost tempted to do what you did anyways just to make some ice cream
     
  16. #16 chronicman00, Mar 2, 2009
    youre fuckin up
     
  17. #17 Tuscano56, Mar 3, 2009
    if youre gonna put in that much effort your should just make chocolate chip cookies instead of gross yet tollerable sugar-flour-cannabutter-chocolate-ice cream
     
  18. #18 CjX, Mar 3, 2009
    Honestly I don't realize how you didn't notice anything wrong during mixing the ingredients and putting them on the baking sheet. Butter, sugar, and flower don't really mix well by themselves, any idiot with a sense of feeling in their arm could have told that something was wrong. Putting them on the baking sheet should have been another tip off as your dough started to feel nothing like dough at all. The butter and the flower would have just mixed into a pasty substance with sugar all over it.
     
  19. #19 Tuscano56, Mar 3, 2009

    nah man, i mixed the melted butter with the sugar and it became like a syrupy liquid, (this is usually where i would have added the egg) and then i mixed in flour until it made a dough

    it felt exactly like dough, the only time it didnt is when i took it out of the oven and it was all dried up. Are you accusing me of lying? i don't understand this

    if you don't believe me maybe you should try it
     
  20. #20 ganjoe, Mar 4, 2009
    Dude!? Eat it anyways itl get you fucked up!
     

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