I'm about to masturbate.

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Dirk Gently, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. I'm also about to watch porn.

  2. ... ummm yeah... that's what they make girls for :D
  3. if only they all came as copies of you... ;)
  4. make sure your mom doesn't walk in on you
  5. was it fun?? lol
  6. Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

    "Procrastination is like Masturbation, its all fun and games untill you suddenly realize you just fucked yourself..."
  7. ..... why the fuck is this even a thread?
  8. or grandma, nothin like the ol' cummin on grandma when she opens the door and giving her a heart attack. :eek::rolleyes:

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