I'm about to masturbate.

... ummm yeah... that's what they make girls for

 

if only they all came as copies of you...

 

cool?

 

make sure your mom doesn't walk in on you

 

cool.

 

was it fun?? lol

 

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

"Procrastination is like Masturbation, its all fun and games untill you suddenly realize you just fucked yourself..."

 

..... why the fuck is this even a thread?

 

fag bags

 

or grandma, nothin like the ol' cummin on grandma when she opens the door and giving her a heart attack.