If you were to be famous

smokin weed

 

smoking weed.

 

Porn Star

 

dieing to give someone else a chance at life

 

Solving world hunger by growing food in mass quantities indoors.

or directing porn. I took one of those career tests back in the day. Says I should be a director... And I do love porn...

 

To be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."

 

For....being me.

 

No. Just being me.

 

For making someones life better.. or possibly many lives.
Also..
Helping colonize Mars.

 

Layin' pipe.

 

for seeing Jesus' face in a nugget

 

For tripping so many balls, I eventually just end up in a different dimension.

To never be found! Everyone would think Im dead

 

the funniest woman alive and having a signed contract with comedy central.
ahh, i wish.

 

Formula 1 driver, the best - sorry Schumi!

 

hittin switches