If you were the star of a porno, what would be the title???

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by zoranj, Dec 22, 2008.

  1. I thought this could be a fun idea for a thread.

    As we all know, there are some ridiculous titles for porn movies out there.Based on your preferences/fetishes/personality/whatevs, come up with the perfect title for your debut as a porn star!


    Mine (prior to this year) would have been: Cuckoo for Cocoa Cock.



     
  2. The Dicks of Hazzard ( sounds gay i know) :smoking:
     
  3. Decapitated Defecating Dames and the Smell that Came
     
  4. The Cockshank Redemption
     
  5. haha i was just watching that movie like an hour ago... gotta love morgan freeman :devious:
     
  6. #6 michmiracle61, Dec 22, 2008
    Last edited: Dec 22, 2008
    dumpster sluts or MILFS who skip their kids sporting events to go have videotaped sex
     
  7. Anal Arrest!!!!

    Just hardcore STRAIGHT anal plowing!!! Ouch.. lol.
     
  8. Star Whores Episode II - Attack of the Bones

    ...

    Yeah I'm not that creative.
     
  9. Finding Nympho
     
  10. Buck Naked: The Man, The Legend
     
  11. I dont know why but i love this thread... i constantly am finding new ideas

    The Day the Cock Stood Still
    Anal Crazed Milfs 37 ( Dont ask)
     
  12. One guy Many jars

    :p
     
  13. That's fucking disgusting - wow you just put way too much anal bleeding imagery into my head.
     
  14. i was just following the directions. . .

    :hide:
     
  15. Live Thread Live!!!!!

    Seabiscuit: Tiajuana Addition! ( i hope i spelled that right)
     
  16. The Zoo House Chronicles

    with the number 1 pornstar in the land...........
    Boomer Stalion
     
  17. Unleashed Jailbait starring Jasmine



    ..jk
     
  18. '40, 18 year old virgins' or 'All Anal on the Western Front' but maybe 'Bust A Nut In Grandma’s Butt' thats kinda sickening, perhaps; 'Big Trouble in Little Vagina'.
     
  19. woohoo! i'm lovin all these..

    Thanks to everyone who's contributed so far for keepin my thread alive.

    I'll think of some more titles in a few.
     
  20. barely legal asian persuasions :cool:
     

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