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If you could have any super power what would it be?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by The innovator, Jul 29, 2012.

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  1. #41 The innovator, Jul 31, 2012

    That literally would be sick haha. It would be a great prank to watch people eat your ass doughnuts though
     
  2. #42 The innovator, Jul 31, 2012

    For some reason I read this as "If a cop turns up I'll touch myself til he drives away" :eek:
     
  3. #43 big_rudy101, Jul 31, 2012
    Invisibility.
    Hands down.
     
  4. #44 its good for ya, Jul 31, 2012
    grow anything regardless of what it is like plants would grow to full size all healthy n shit pizzas would grow pizza trees buds would just get bigger though. if i wanted a plant i would just go buy some insane strain seed

    i would also be able to grow people trees but i would forget about them in some forest for a long ass time till they grew up but i would leave a picture of myself with god writen under it and one day i would return and have my own civilization.

    but i would do that twice so i could make them go to war n shit and they would live off my pizza tree so they would all be 300 lbs pygmys fighting eachother i would also charge admisson so i could buy an insane bong and grow it into a bong tree to smoke my massive buds i grew before my obese pygmy tree. THAT WOULD BE MY SUPER POWER
     
  5. #45 The innovator, Aug 2, 2012

    I'm not even high but this confused the fuck out of me lol. GIve me whatever you're smoking! :smoke:
     
  6. #46 DeadTalent, Aug 2, 2012
    The power to be able to change objects into whatever i see fit.

    A little like the skittles advert but imagine it with Cash,Weed and Onion Rings
     
  7. #47 zomger, Aug 2, 2012
    Definitely would go with drug power! But not like what they explained. True drug power would be the ability to point at someone and think of a drug and they automatically start feeling the effects of whatever drug I was thinking. Think how awesome this would be.
    -Free highs for you and your friends anytime!
    -Sibling all frustrated and needs to chill? Slid them a bit of a buzz to calm their nerves.
    -Cop about to give you a ticket? Send that dude on a hard ass trip and gtfo!
     
  8. #48 Nannerpuss, Aug 2, 2012
    super knowledge like the guy in limitless. then I could make a shit ton of money and fuck bitches.
     
  9. #49 jnewcs, Aug 2, 2012

    awwwwwhahahahah, Thats freaking awesome. I love it! Would make for a good movie
     
  10. #50 DJSour kush, Aug 2, 2012
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    I would choose telekinesis,and for those of you who disagree watch "Chronicle" first then see if you agree with me.
     
  11. #51 bubbletrumps, Aug 2, 2012
    to be high whenever i want.
     
  12. #52 Storm Crow, Aug 2, 2012
    I would be more subtle- I would pick the power to convince/persuade people.... and head for Washington DC! :D

    Granny :wave:
     
  13. #53 FoxMulder, Aug 2, 2012
    Invisibility. Think about it. Walking into any bank vault, any restaurant and any store. Just grab what you need and walk out. I'd also hope that whatever i touch that i choose to, can become invisible. Don't need people seeing a shopping cart full of cash leaving the bank pushing itself.
     
  14. #54 DD Dank, Aug 3, 2012
    To be able to take MASSIVE bong rips
     
  15. #55 The Crunge, Aug 3, 2012
    Invisibility. I have a penis. I think that's pretty self explanatory.
     
  16. #56 Henry Krinkle, Aug 3, 2012
    I like it!

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for.
     
  17. #57 Storm Crow, Aug 3, 2012
    More like "This is the bill you will strongly support and vote for - HR 2306!"
     
  18. #58 tokintothemoon, Aug 3, 2012
    Time travel. I feel like I was born in the wrong generation, lol.
     
  19. #59 thesandman1, Aug 3, 2012
    power of manipulation
     
  20. #60 urbal, Aug 3, 2012
    Invisiblility
     
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