If you could be anything

I would be a lion. Fuckers sleep all day and shit. Plus, they're fucking lions.

 

A cat. A savanah cat.

 

A super saiyan,

Im going to the gym every other day to achieve it

and fuck you thats why

<3

 

A wizard of dark art.

 

definately a super saiyan.

 

Would love to cast magic lol and everyone else wouuld to don't fool yourselves.

 

If you didn't say dumbledore, you're either lying to yourself, or a muggle.

 

if you don't pick the dumbledore option you're a mamas boy pussy

 

I would have no ego.
I would just float from space to space, or rather through infinite space, with my particles lingering everywhere.
I would never be in any place at once, but I would be.
I would be in everything, everywhere, yet not there at all.
Just meshed into the vast complexity of it all.
I would be free.

I'd like to imagine it's like sleep without dreams. Forever.

 

Super Saiyan Cat Wizard

No really though, I would likely be a ancient Aztec, Israelite, or Sumerian King, you know, just too see what the fuck was up and going on back then.

 

Who would choose a fuckin cat ovah a super saiyin?

Cats can neither fly nor throw giant fire balls.

C'mon people, lets be fer real.

 

oprahs dildo

 

A fat stinky nug.

 

A Super Saiyan

I'v screamed for 3 days i should become one soon

 

I'd be ollivander. I make wooden pipes IRL, so we kinda have a connection.

I picked dumblydore though.