If you could be an animal...

I'd be a human, and I'd smoke water bongs.

 

Fucking bald eagle man.

I'd swoop down and steal small children.

 

an elephant or a panda

 

Lion or any big cat really or a hawk or some bad ass fast flying bird

 

Probably a toucan.

I just can't justify anything else.

 

Bald Eagle. I'd steal lawn gnomes and gain a reputation.

 

I'd probably be a troll...oh wait, I'm one of those already.

 

A polar bear D;

 

A fucking wolf. Coolest animals in the whole world.

 

Lion.

 

I would be a lion as well. But I always pick that animal because I'm a Leo haha.

 

Oh shit me too!

 

Damn really! Thats cool, your the second Leo I know on here now. Haha

 

Id be a cheetah, on account of my insatiable cheesy and coolness.

 

I'd be one of my family's dogs.

Those lucky bastards live the best lives animals can live.

 

A wolf, lion, or a hawk. I'm a sexy beast, chea baby, chea.

 

I'd be a killer whale

 

Earthworm jim