If weed could talk, what would you tell her?

Discussion in 'General' started by JuanJo, Feb 11, 2009.

  1. #1 JuanJo, Feb 11, 2009
    I hope you guys understand, oddly enough im not high right now.. ( wish I was )

    But yea! if you could speak with mary jane.. if she could talk.. what would you tell her?

    What would you ask her?

    I was thinking about this couple of minutes ago while on the toilet.

    I would tell her thank you first.. then ask her if she's offended for being so misunderstood.. I dunno.. I might sing her a song..

    How about you?!?!?
     
  2. #2 Bliss junkie, Feb 11, 2009
    i would say
    mary jane i want u to contiunusly rub my lung clit over and over
    like u always do so well for me
    then i want ur thc juices to flow thru my veins so i can feel ur love everywhere inside me all at once
    :D
     
  3. #3 BlakeTG, Feb 11, 2009
    I love you.



    That all I would be able to think of, and all that is necessary.
     
  4. #4 powertopeeps, Feb 11, 2009
    sorry for smoking....and or vaporizing you. Then I'd put some earmuffs on and burn her up while she screams
     
  5. #5 SkullUCG, Feb 11, 2009
    Thank you.
     
  6. #6 PhD in THC, Feb 12, 2009
    if weed could talk? don't know about chu but my weed and i talk all the time.
     
  7. #7 mscbuck, Feb 12, 2009
    "Will you marry me?"
     
  8. #8 Mortikai, Feb 12, 2009

    Stole the words right out of my mouth.

    As soon as she sees the sincerity in my eyes, nothing more will need to be said and we can make our way to the....uhm...*cough*....back room.....
     
  9. #9 agenttc89, Feb 12, 2009
    nothing. break that bitch up and smoke her.
     
  10. #10 suburbantoker, Feb 12, 2009






    Damn............... I think once you're off probation we need to blaze hahahahahahaha
     
  11. #11 DJchronic2, Feb 12, 2009
    i would say:"goddamn, about time! do you have any kind of idea of what i've gone through for you?"
     
  12. #12 JuanRing, Feb 12, 2009
    This wont hurt, i swear!
     
  13. #13 LiquidSwordsman, Feb 12, 2009
    Mary, I love you. I've loved you for a long time now. I think I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.

    Will you marry me?
     
  14. #14 boomer bumper, Feb 12, 2009
    for some reason.. ive got a boner now.

    and simple as this.
    'i love and im sorry for what my brothers and sisters did to you.. i wont ever hurt you babe *rub it against face* damn girl.. lookin mighty good...'
     

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