If one masturbates, hypothetically, with a very strong adhesive...

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  1. #1 Devendra, Aug 15, 2009
    For instance, gorilla glue, what would be the best method to remove one's hands from his/her genitalia?

    All hypothetically, of course.
     
  2. #2 420gamer4life, Aug 15, 2009
    ummm, emergency room IMO...

    how are you typing this with one hand?
     
  3. #3 ExpandUrMind, Aug 15, 2009
    Wrong again 420gamer :p...however the best thing to do would be to go to the hospital. The only other thing that would work is a strong acid to melt off the glue. Who wants strong acid on their genitals though?
     
  4. #4 flfck, Aug 15, 2009
    Hypothetically... sure.:rolleyes: hahaha
     
  5. #5 FaaipDeOiad, Aug 15, 2009
    razor blade :devious:
     
  6. #6 M369, Aug 15, 2009
    You watched American pie lately?
     
  7. #7 Hilikus, Aug 15, 2009
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    Yep.
     
  8. #8 Dserge, Aug 15, 2009
    Umm nut up and rip it off.
     
  9. #9 Ugyatag, Aug 15, 2009
    I think acetone can remove glue.
     
  10. #10 GreenGryphon, Aug 15, 2009
    I thought there were solvents for this sort of thing? No need to go medieval. :(
     
  11. #11 ExpandUrMind, Aug 15, 2009
    My god.....are you lesbian by any chance :rolleyes:;)
     
  12. #12 Hello?, Aug 15, 2009
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    now hes gotta go to the store with his hand glued to his cock lmao
     
  13. #13 Hello?, Aug 15, 2009

    kinky....i like it
     
  14. #14 ShatterWulf, Aug 15, 2009
    any stoner with piece cleaning supplies will have isopropyl alcohol (isopropanol). That would probably help dissolve glue.
     
  15. #15 Buzzlightyear, Aug 15, 2009
    Haha I think that if my hand was stuck to my dick, the first thing that I would think of doing is going to the hospital.
     
  16. #16 HitmanB, Aug 15, 2009
    Yeah... I think this hypothetical person should go to the Hospital.. Hypothetically, of course
     
  17. #17 KingWi11, Aug 15, 2009
    i know of a kid who jerked off with orajel once...
    he lost all feeling down there for 5 days, not to mention pee uncontrollably, and three months later he still didn't get all of the feeling back yet. :rolleyes:
     
  18. #18 professorpoon, Aug 15, 2009
    Read the back of the glue container...
     
  19. #19 MrGers, Aug 15, 2009
    Hypothetically? Hypothetically you'd go to hell for touching your no no parts for pleasure.
     
  20. #20 Buzzlightyear, Aug 16, 2009
    ahaha that is also true
     
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