As lame or homosexual as that sounds it is what I wish to be. Sitting in my back yard, enjoying my bong, the weather and just plain relaxing after work I was met by 3 hummingbirds. Two of which seemed very into each other and reminded me of horny teenagers flirting for whatever reason. The third was into nothing but himself. He was doing circles at extremely high speeds around every tall plant in sight. This guy, though a loner, was hauling all kinds of ass around my back yard. Zipping and zooming, this thing did not stop for a good 5 minutes! That little guy is what makes me wish I was a humming bird. I would fly my little ass off and do all kinds of crazy shit. Get trashed off sugar water and fly around like a bat out of hell. Fuck yeah, I wish I was a humming bird.