I want to make some booty call. What's the number to dial? 911. Lol........... No... seriously..... what should I dial to make a booty call? 0. For operator of course. "This is the operator, how may I direct your call?" "I'd like you to direct my call to your booty please." Lol....... Sorry... But seriously... Don't tell me your booty call number... coz I just might call you one day! LOL....
I think 1-800-go to the nearest bar will get you much closer to a booty call than 911. Edit: actually ya know what, try 911 first. It might work.
1-800-King Kushs Escort Service Ext: 420 to speak with Mr.King Kush himself or to ask for his recomendations