I want to FUCK.

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by User Name:, Apr 20, 2010.

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  1. #1 User Name:, Apr 20, 2010
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    Make love, actually.

    But the girl I care about is 1,700 miles away. :cry:

    Looks like I'm having a threesome with lefty and righty tonight.


    Life sucks dick. Summer sausage dick.


    Bleh, blah, bleh.
     
  2. #2 Chronic Habit, Apr 20, 2010
    Why the fuck does nothing go the way we want it to? :rolleyes:
     
  3. #3 User Name:, Apr 20, 2010
    Because if it did nothing would be any fun. lol
     
  4. #4 Free The BIRDS, Apr 20, 2010
    you'll have to start sleeping with people you dont care about like the other half of the world.


    that or get close with your hands
     
  5. #5 User Name:, Apr 20, 2010
    I'd rather not feel like a piece of shit.

    I'm not one for settling.
     
  6. #6 tease me, Apr 20, 2010
    When are you going to see her agian?
     
  7. #7 User Name:, Apr 20, 2010
    I don't know.

    Life just isn't as enjoyable without her around.
     
  8. #8 Chaohinon, Apr 20, 2010
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  9. #9 User Name:, Apr 20, 2010
    Hah, thanks.

    Now I feel much better about everything. ;)
     
  10. #10 EmericaStayGold, Apr 20, 2010
    a summer sausage dick? come on dude, thats not even appropriate.
     
  11. #11 Royksopp, Apr 20, 2010



    Because life blows.
     
  12. #12 tinkys winky, Apr 21, 2010
    Ive been feeling a lot like that lately too. :eek: But like you the person I care about isn't around, so I'm having to stick it out. Which isn't all bad. ;)
     
  13. #13 2GKT5, Apr 21, 2010
    why do I picture the OPs post coming out of stewie griffin's mouth?
     
  14. #14 User Name:, Apr 21, 2010
    Because you huff spray paint.

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  15. #15 Kooz, Apr 21, 2010

    because we expect too much
     
  16. #16 Goldmine, Apr 21, 2010

    no its bc we dont actually know what we want. yet.

    things always go the way they should.
     
  17. #17 User Name:, Apr 21, 2010
    True as a blue sky.
     
  18. #18 psilofanatic, Apr 21, 2010
    you know, they say if you listen to garth brooks backwards on a new moon night, you get your house back, your truck back, your boat back, and your wife back hahaha
     
  19. #19 Firekidt11, Apr 21, 2010
    buy a fleshlight rofl
     
  20. #20 tinkys winky, Apr 21, 2010

    Toys are never as fun as hands. :p But maybe that's just from a female perspective?
     
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