THINK ABOUT IT! Hippos are just chill as fuck all day. They just sit there and munch on lilly pads and shit and they just....chill. Plus they can be in the water all day and only have to have the tipity top of their noes above water cause its strategically there for that exact reason. AND THATS NOT ALL! They also can just open their mouthes underwater and fish come and clean off their teeth and also all over their body. Its like....they dont have to do shit! And plus nobodys gonna fuck with u cause u have huge ass teeth. Nobody wants to mess with something like that you gotta admit... Idk, it'd just be awesome. If the whole reincarnation into a better form thing is right, then i think hippo is like...the final evolution before nirvana or w/e the budhism and or islamic? and or hinduism (im an ignorant american. sue me.), and or whatever the fuck that damn religion is. i dont fuckin know leave me alone!