it's f-kin midnight,,,, and one of my roosters are out there crowing..... they dont usually start until its 5;00a.m. allthough im pleased with them crowing at this time of the night,,,, i got them so this prick of a neighbour i got,,,, dont sleep too good,,,, i bet he thinks twice before calling the fire department on someone... for over a year now ive had these roosters just for his,, dis-satisfaction.... .h.is place is up for sale now,,,, and when he leaves,,,,i'll proablly eat these 2 roosters i got.... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that is what you call '' REDNECK JUSTICE ''
i never really talked to this dude,,,,,hes a older family man,,,which i respect that.... but over on my side of the fence,, i usually got 4 cars in my yard,,,,music turned up loud,,,, and generally having a good time,,,,, well one day i was burning some left over scrap wood from a project,,,, just a couple of end pieces of 2x4's ..well this dude comes over to the fence,,,leans on it and wants to talk,,, { he aint never done that} so im like ok i'll go talk to him,,,well he kept looking at his watch like he had a place to be at a certain time,,,after he looked at it 5 times in a 3 minute period i thought that was odd,,, well i heard the sirean in the distance,,,and shot a look at him,,, and told him that if that is the fire dept, and thier coming to my yard,,,and you called them and your looking at your watch to see thier response time,,, '' YOU WILL REGRET IT'',,, he started backpeddling saying no i didnt do that.....ive lived in this same neighbourhood for over 30 years,,, everyone burns around here,,,, well they pulled in my yard a small dually truck turned into a fire truck [ VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPT.} and since i wasnt burning in a pit,, or a barrel,,,they had to put it out,, no burning on the flat ground,,,,, about 4 days later i started building a massive pen ,,,a 2 story birdhouse,,, and got 15 rhode island reds,,,, i went with these birds for about 5 months and got rid of them...... then a year later i had my dog tied up in the backyard and he called the animal shelter on me for my dog barking,,,,,, after that i got more birds,,,,and these will stay till the day he leaves.... i hope his place sells quick,,,,,when i see him in the yard now,,,, i give him the finger,,, '' EVERYTIME''
you can-not<-------------- let someone dictate how you live on your own land,,,,, and when someone does,,,,, theres ways to stick it up thier ass,,,,, without looking at thier ass..... i was thinking of throwing a smelly dead skunk on top of his trailer.... he would never see it but would smell it no matter where he went in his yard... the imagiation can be very corrupt,,,, if need be.
I suggest you buy the property and rent it out to one of your friends at a good price. yep, thats a good idea
Now who is the REAL chicken here, you, or the dude thats scared of his neighbor and is trying to move away?