I, the Penis....

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by pavlakos, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    -I do physical labor.
    -I work at great depths.
    -I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
    -I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
    -I work in a damp environment.
    -I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
    -I work in high temperatures.
    -My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


    P. Niss

    The Response

    Dear Penis:
    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    -You do not work 8 hours straight.
    -You fall asleep after brief work periods.
    -You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
    -You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
    -You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    -You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
    -You will retire well before you are 65.
    -You are unable to work double shifts.
    -You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
    -You've been seen walking into the "exit only" more than once.
    -And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.


    V. Gina

    lol, i found this at entensity.net and had to post it :cool:
  2. Hah that's awesome. V. Gina forgot "You do not wear a hair net."
  3. Haha thats funny man
  4. And what about the tendency to try to 'override' management decisions?

    And why so much talk about your 'enhancement'?

    Nobody cares about your trip to Viagra Falls.
  5. are you speaking on behalf of v. gina?
  6. That's right P.Niss!

    And your always breaking into the eggs!
  7. fucking pussy whipped. whatre you her lawyer? lol, jk
  8. I'll be her fuckin lawyer! :D I've advised her to keep her trap shut for the moment.

  9. really? why? keep it open. p. niss has work to do :D
  10. That's right, Pettibone Cox Sukel-Hardon VIII, Esq., at your service, sir.

    My motto is, "If you're lifestyle's under attack, you need to send in the big guns, so why not send Sukel- Hardon the Eighth? We'll get you the Magnum!

    My client is a V.Gina, one of the most over discussed and under-appreciated suppliers of pleasures and inter-generational conjoinances in the known universe.

    You better be packing some meat behind your demands. This could lead to a "supply line shortage", much like the current oil situation.

    Imagine if the V.Gina corporation, decided on an embargo????? If V.Gina created the VPEC, an organization dedicated to driving up the price, by holding back production????

    That would really suck....
  11. i too have been verbally abused by V.GINA,,,,

    she told me i have 2 balls that wont roll...

    1 cock that wont crow,,,,,

    and a lot of other things,, i'd rather not mention......

    but when she was done dissing me,,,,,, i told her to shut her face,,,,,

    because she has a pussy that cant catch mice,,,______,<---------:D

    V.GINA, aint nothing but a insecure hoe..... talk to her right and she melts like butter....:p
  12. This thread made me lol
  13. The V. Gina Co. does in fact possess a set of riders on the contract, from several interested parties, who will be there in fact if contract negotiations break down.

    P.Niss is hereby encouraged to make a 'firm' commitment, rather than an 'oral' agreement, although all previous oral agreements will remain in effect.

    V. Gina Co., is interested in expanding overseas, like to the riviera or a nice Greek Isle. P. Niss is encouraged to consider the Greek Variables and to formulate a better offer.

    V.Gina Co., also would prefer to obtain a written oath of loyalty, since learning of the P.Niss's wandering 'one eye'.

    If P. Niss wants a raise, P. Niss will have to appease the V. Gina Co., both orally and in writing. And often!
  14. I really have to HAND it to P. Niss. made some STRONG points there.
  15. +rep on everyone!

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