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Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by randgen, Feb 17, 2013.

  1. #1 randgen, Feb 17, 2013
    gently caress my butthole and sing stars and stripes while smoking my joints. Is this enough to make me a seasoned toker or is there something else I'm missing? Cos I'm only apprentice now I think and I want to become seasoned.:(
     
  2. #2 NeverOddOrEven., Feb 17, 2013
    you need a dry rub and spices applied to your body
     
  3. #3 randgen, Feb 17, 2013

    will try this and post back later with the infinite wisdom I gain.
     
  4. #4 Skepsis, Feb 18, 2013
    Don't forget to sprinkle cheeto dust on your joint. Be one with the herb and one with the munchies.
     
  5. #5 Marvo Gang, Feb 18, 2013
    smoke it with your anus
     
  6. #6 LostOnThaMoon, Feb 18, 2013
    too much talk of anuses here... im out.
     
  7. #7 Saca La, Feb 18, 2013
    u need to masterbate blindfolded with the TV on low and your bong watching you. Then ur ready to become seasoned
     
  8. #8 Bmxboyyzz345, Feb 19, 2013
    Lost, that was fucking hilarious
     
  9. #9 rastaballer209, Feb 19, 2013
    saca dont fall pray to the ovious trolls:(
     
  10. #10 Kemper420, Feb 19, 2013
    pretty sure your ready to go pro! goodluck
     
  11. #11 highasfuck1989, Feb 19, 2013
    You need one finger in your butthole and you need to masturbate gently to Slipknot.
     

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