I smoked Marijuana, but i didn't inhale.

Discussion in 'General' started by Digit, May 22, 2004.

  1. #1 Digit, May 22, 2004
    "I smoked Marijuana, but i didn't inhale."

    how many hundreds of politicians have said that? dont ya think its funny?

    i do.

    and thats why i'm making this funny thread about it.


    if you got into power, still as a total toker, what would your equivalent be?

    you clearly couldnt get away with this line, so it would have to be something else.

    mine would be something like:

    I wore Nike clothes, but i didn't buy them myself.

    :D

    so share your's.

    I __________________, but I didn't _________________.



    -edit, woops. i wrote "but" instead of "buy". a silly silly typo to make considering i have one of those ergonomic keyboards with the split in the middle.
     
  2. #2 EuropeanVW, May 22, 2004
    Heh, funny thread.

    I did have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, but I didn't bust a nut. :D
     
  3. #3 infox, May 22, 2004
    lol thats funny because if they didnt inhale then why were they smoking weed to begin with, what would be the point?
     
  4. #4 sensimil, May 22, 2004
    I was arrested those few times, but it was only alcohol related offenses.
     
  5. #5 JRilla, May 22, 2004
    I had sex with that girl, but I didnt know she was 7.

    Ahhh.:eek:
     
  6. #6 hummercash, May 22, 2004

    I had sex with that 7 year old girl too, but I didn't know she was really a 12 year old korean boy until we were getting dressed.
    really... i swear.


    .//chris
     
  7. #7 scarymoose, May 22, 2004
    ^^ that sounds like something peter griffen would say
     
  8. #8 Hanger18, May 22, 2004
    i did know that inspectors hadnt found wmd's after years and years of searching, but i didnt know there werent any until i went in there and bombed that shit!
     
  9. #9 grass roots, May 22, 2004
    i was a male prostitute, but i never swallowed...


    ... i just thought i'd dirty this thread up a little ;)
     
  10. #10 hummercash, May 23, 2004

    i think it was already pretty dirty, all you did was gay it up ;p


    .//chris
     
  11. #11 wee-one, May 23, 2004
    I was gonna sell him the weed but i didnt

    *slap* 5 years for intent to distribute


    DAMNIT!
     
  12. #12 easy rider, May 23, 2004

    haha exactly what i thought./..
     
  13. #13 cowofsteel, May 23, 2004
    I was going to sent him to jail for smoking pot but then I remebered he's my son
     
  14. #14 chiefdubleblunt, May 23, 2004
    there is a whole song about this... afromans because i got high

    "i was gonna go to work, but then i got high..."

    and a whole bunch of other funny ones
     
  15. #15 stoned_soldier, May 23, 2004
    I was gonna pass the test...but then I got high. :D that song is the sheeeeeet
     
  16. #16 pepper, May 23, 2004
    I smoked a joint, but I didn't eat after.

    HAHA, just joking, OMG i could never be stoned and not eat, its absolutely magical.
     
  17. #17 EuropeanVW, May 24, 2004
    ^^^

    Haha, that cracked me up. And yes, that is the only acceptable reason for watching Friends.
     
  18. #18 Toker4life420, May 24, 2004
    i was gonna arrest him for smoking marijuana but i realized i was smoking it at the same exact time
     
  19. #19 mooglekexin, May 24, 2004
    i wanked but i didn't cum :O

    eep, i typed but i didn't say that :D
     

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