>A couple was out golfing one day on a >very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On >the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive >the ball, don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." > > > >The wife teed up and shanked it right >through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband >cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses! Alright, >let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost." > > >They walked up, knocked on the door, >and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass >all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. > > >A man on the couch said, "Are you the >people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband >replied. > > >"No, actually I want to thank you. >I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. >You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you >each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." > > >"OK, great!" the husband said. " I >want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." > > >"No problem-it's the least I could >do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. > > >"I want a house in every country of >the world," she said. > > >"Consider it done." the genie >replied. > > >"And what's your wish, genie?", the >husband said. > > >"Well, since I've been trapped in >that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My >wish is to sleep with your wife." > > >The husband looks at the wife and >said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I >guess I don't care." > > >The genie took the wife upstairs and >ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, >looked at the wife, and said, > > >"How old is your husband, anyway?" > > >"35" she replied. > > >"And he still believes in genies... >that's amazing."