So I was driving home from my friends house around 2 in the morning and I look behind me and see the flashing lights of a police car, so I pulled over and waited. I had an eighth my glove compartment but I knew he would never find it. The cop comes up to my window I see that he is my ex-girlfriends dad. He knows I smoke so I knew he was going to try and catch me then. He comes up tells me that I have a break light out. Then he asks me what im doing out so late, so I tell him im on the way home from my friends house. I could tell by the tone of his voice that he was real sanctimonious prick and I was going to have a lot of fun fucking with him. Next he said "were you somking marijuana at your friends house" which i was, but i said no. Then he said "Then you don't mind if I search your car do you?" This immediatley set off my bullshit alarm so I said "Sorry sir but I don't consent to any searches." He kinda just stood there for a second trying to think of what to say next. It took about 10 seconds for his 2 working neurons to crank out his next malformed sentence. "I know you were smoking marijuana, " to which i replied "so where's your evidence?" He was really starting to get pissed and he said "don't get smart with me, I know where you live, I know your parents." I was getting tired so I decided to end the encounter. I said "If I were you I wouldn't make threats like that, I know a good lawyer who doesn't take kindly to police harrasment." At this point hid face was beet red. He told me to get my light fixed and then he got in his car and left. It's kind of a stupid story but I just shows how inept the cops are and it made me laugh that his little tricks backfired.