This is a real story. I just got back home, I'm on business and I'm in a new town im unfamiliar with... Anyways I went on backpage, incase those who dont know what back page is it's the new craigslist since they took hookers off of craigslist... I saw a dime piece bitch on there right? I had 3000$ in my pocket, 120$ to hit that? I said fuck it, gorgeous slut know what I mean? Anyway I txt her etc.... Anyway I got some weed and pills off her but that is not the point of this story. I went to the sketchyest shit ever, there were 4 black dudes pacin around outside the motel I went to, I even had the hooker pick me up with her friend from my hotel.. Dangerous move I know but for those who know me... They know I'm safe. So we get to the room, the girl sets a timer and is like "if they dont hear back from me in one hour theyre comin in to help me"... I said aight, w/e I understand that shit, anyway my dick wasnt hard so she put the condom in her mouth and sucked my dick with it til i was hard and i fucked the shit out of this cunt whore.. The room smelled like blunts, liquor on the counter, pills etc.. Anyway I do this and I'm not from here so I asked her "whats good on the kill".. If you're not from Texas that means "do you know where to find some marijuana"... She said "yea let me call ole boy right quick", me: "ok" Price/quality discussion etc... ANYWAY IT WAS HER GOD DAMN PIMP, this guy had on a 1999 sky blue fubu track suit with a Gucci Kangol hat on and he sold me the green. What was even funnier is I shorted the girl 40$ because I paid in twentys and now she is blowing up my phone and im getting all sorts of threatening texts etc.. That paid for most of my green. The girl could suck a mean dick though, reeeeeeeeeal good porn star status head, no gag reflex fucking amazing. She had her purse on the bed and I was about to nut and I pulled out and popped the condom off and shot it on her belly but it got on her hair like on her forhead and i didnt say nothin. Her hooker friend gave me a ride back to the hotel with some Tango Blast member sittin in the front seat with a pistol (he walked funny) and that was that. Shit was a wrap, she did give me some complimentary whipped cream vodka and a beer though, kudos you cunt whore. Long story short I shorted a hooker, got some weed and something else, and now I am typing this to you guys in my Hotel room. Please feel free to ask questions and details because this story isn't quite as hilarious in text as it was in real life.
You guys need a grammar lesson? Sound it out, there are commas there for a reason. The room smelled like blunts, ---------- liquor on the counter, ---------- pills etc..
I really hate to go back and forth in a thread, but don't insult my grammar man... Anything written in a list after the linking verb ("smelled like," in this case,) has to relate back to that same linking verb unless there is a new introductory clause. Obviously I knew what he was talking about, it just sounded funny haha Anyway...OP, I prolly would've been scared as fuck of catching something..if you applied yourself you could've gotten some for free at a local bar hahaha
[quote name='"qwerty man"'] I really hate to go back and forth in a thread, but don't insult my grammar man... Anything written in a list after the linking verb ("smelled like," in this case,) has to relate back to that same linking verb unless there is a new introductory clause. Obviously I knew what he was talking about, it just sounded funny haha Anyway...OP, I prolly would've been scared as fuck of catching something..if you applied yourself you could've gotten some for free at a local bar hahaha[/quote] Lol I wasn't even going to bother responding to that post. Thanks for doing it for me
Fuck ya'lls grammar. If you really thought I meant the room smelled like pills you're fucking retarded I'm sorry... But you're just not too bright. This is the hooker I paid for... Same bitch.. If you had 3000$ in your pocket and were curiously browsing hookers and came across that... You might be tempted wouldn't you? Fuck the haters, I've seen that my first grade English teacher has made multiple accounts on GC to correct me on my grammar.. For the rest of you who aren't flaming or complaining about how I describe things, fuck yeah. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM8oyrJn9Qc&ob=av3e]Lil B - "Charlie Sheen" (Music Video) - YouTube[/ame] Name-Calling/Disrespect is not allowed here. - KSR
I ripped her off to lmao. Backpage has 60$ incall specials also but this one wasnt 60$, I think this is my first and last use of Backpage... It was interesting though! I cant deny that.