A boyscout (or something of that sort) came to my door and tried to sell me candy. I bought 2 bars of chocolate for 3.50$. He needed to write my name on some forum for the transaction to be legal, I spelled it out for him and kept a straight face. "D, e, z, e," at this point he is like "..Denzel?" and then he laughs. I look at him and bite my tongue to keep a straight face and act like I'm getting angry "No man just listen, last name N-u-t-s" He's like, "Diz Noots?" btw he was like 15 I lol'd
Man thats funny as shit. Back in highschool my woodshop teacher was naming nuts such as walnuts, and peanuts... when some random kid yelled deze nuts from the back of the class... god damn it was a good day.