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I just smoked with a fly in my bong

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Dank., Aug 13, 2011.

  1. #1 Dank., Aug 13, 2011
    ok so i leave my bong in my shed and nothing has ever gotten in the bong water before, so i go inside my house to dump out the bong water to see how much weed has been pulled through and wasted, and OUT COMES AN ALIVE FLY, CLINGING TO THE SIDE OF THE DRAIN,

    IT MUST HAVE BEEN BAKED AS FUCK BUT I TURNED ON THE TAPS AND ITS GONE NOW WTFFFFFFF :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  2. #2 Wykyd_Green, Aug 13, 2011
    Dude you have fly atoms in your body. You Supa Fly now.
     
  3. #3 DriftingApart, Aug 13, 2011
    That's one lucky fly.

    He got high for free and didn't spot you any cash.
     
  4. #4 reefermadness11, Aug 13, 2011
    Duuuude, my friend was spending the night once, and when we woke up for a morning wake 'n bake, he noticed a spider has crawled into his bubbler after he packed the bowl. So instead of unpacking it, getting the spider out, then smoking, he just smoked it with the spider inside. Gross...
     
  5. #5 Aetz88, Aug 13, 2011
    Friend got high and forgot his bong outside. Sat there overnight and next morning had a dead cockroach in it.
     
  6. #6 DaFt VaDer420, Aug 13, 2011
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    Fucking lol
     
  7. #7 Flared, Aug 13, 2011
    lmao, how the fuck does that even occur?
     
  8. #8 Bongsauce, Aug 13, 2011
    I left my little jar open and a spider crawled inside and spun a web and layed some eggs...so I put the lid on. I'm waiting to see what happens.

    :smoking:
     
  9. #9 WeaveAndWish, Aug 13, 2011
    :smoking:
     

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  10. #10 Grassmatt420, Aug 13, 2011
    I just flew with a smoke in my bong
     
  11. #11 BurnAFewDown, Aug 13, 2011
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    Haha WTF!
     
  12. #12 mememantis, Aug 14, 2011
    that fly punk better pay up
     
  13. #13 Dank., Aug 14, 2011
    haha the funny thing is i was looking at it in the sink thinking, lol your high as fuck but I gotta flush you down now. BYE

    Yeah the bowl actually tasted gross, then after i noticed the fly was in there, it almost made me want to puke lmao
     
  14. #14 WeaveAndWish, Aug 14, 2011

    lol that would be a buzz kill. LOL get it? BUZZ kill? Cause he's a fly and he goes buzzzzz
     
  15. #15 GanjaHaze, Aug 14, 2011
    i was tripping on mushrooms with a buddy one time, and we found a cricket in the bong....freaked me out
     
  16. #16 LionHat, Aug 14, 2011
    One time I was smoking outside on our patio and I noticed an injured yellow jacket bee type creature. It was on it's way out and it looked like some ants were starting to try to eat it.. I felt bad for it so I just blew all my smoke onto it. Haha I hoped it would make getting eaten alive a little more bearable for it. :/
     
  17. #17 Siyeed, Aug 14, 2011
    That was actually kind of sad to read lol.
     

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