so i was going to pick up an eighth from my dealer, but at the last second he wasnt allowed out because of some family shit. but i was already by his house, which is far away, and he had the bag ready. so he says to wait a few minutes and then hes gona let his dog out with a hollow bone in its mouth which has the weed, and just to put the money in it. so like 10min later i see his side door open and his dog, a golden retriever or something similar, walks out with a bone in its mouth. so i call its name like he said to. it comes running over to the street, and then i said "drop it" and he wouldnt, so i just grabbed it out his mouth. it was like one of those rawhide tubes with meat on the inside, except he cut all the meat out and shoved a bag of weed in there, surronded by toilet paper. so i took the bud out and shoved $60 in, and then put some of the toilet paper back in as best i could. then i gave the bone to the dog, who started chewing on it, and i was worried he'd eat my cash but then i hear my dealer's voice calling his dog, and the dog turns around and goes back inside. a minute later i get a txt saying "got it". the whole thing was crazy yet awesome. i mean seriously buyig from a dog?
Hahaha good shit dude. Your dealer sure is a clever one. And for real, it can be hard to find a smart dealer sometimes
[quote name='"Mr Unknown"']This is cleaver. But you could always run with the weed.[/quote] and lose a connect who has hooked me up with a shit ton of bud which is the dankest ive ever seen? not likely.