I jizzed in my pants

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Keep It Lit, Aug 9, 2011.

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  1. #21 NeverOddOrEven., Aug 9, 2011
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    Im eating, you sick bastard. and I am pretty sure only 12 year olds jizz their pants.
    Edit: read the story, might have happened to me.
     
  2. #22 TrapShit09, Aug 9, 2011
    i never in my 18 years of life jizzed my pants i really dnt think its possible for me
     
  3. #23 LowEyesBigSmile, Aug 9, 2011
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  4. #24 I Stay High, Aug 9, 2011
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  5. #25 PurpppDrooo, Aug 9, 2011
    Wtf? How do you jizz from a girl dancing on you and kissing lol i gotta beat that pussy up to jizz, im so glad i can last forever.
     
  6. #26 Smoke Papers, Aug 9, 2011
    4 days or not, that's pretty sad you came from dry humping at a club. plus you moved on to the next one when this "solid 9" was clearly a sure thing (if you hadn't blown your load already) which also sounds pretty stupid.

    good thing you didn't take her home just to disappoint her, sounds like you wouldn't be lasting more than 30 seconds doing the real thing..
     
  7. #27 Keep It Lit, Aug 9, 2011

    For real man.. This was all I was thinking about after.

    But it was my dumbass that went 4 days without busting a nut.

    If I wouldve just wacked it before.. I can say with confidence that she would have at least given me head.

    #facepalm
     
  8. #28 AnjunaWeeds, Aug 9, 2011
    What you should've done was whipped it out and came on her. You could've had clean pants at least.
     
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  9. #29 Chromepiece, Aug 9, 2011

    LMAO what a sadly feasible strategy..... should have done this.
     
  10. #30 Neon Opal, Aug 9, 2011
    made me think of this...

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=PL1DF7B14A214C62D5[/ame]
     
  11. #31 ImNoTroll, Aug 9, 2011
    could have been worse man, I jizzed in my mouth once
     
  12. #32 Registered Loser, Aug 9, 2011
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    It could lol. I was at some local bar concert and a bunch of drunk chicks grind all over people
     
  13. #33 Keep It Lit, Aug 10, 2011
    I know dude, I blew it.

    If I would've brought her home I probably would of rubbed one off in the bathroom while she was waiting, and then I would've given it to her all night long.
     
  14. #34 shamwowgal, Aug 10, 2011

    LMFAO I see what you did there:cool:
     
  15. #35 biggg bassset, Aug 10, 2011
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    Haha yeah iv copped a few unexpected squirts to the face. Iv also just ran around in circles while blowing everywhere
     
  16. #36 jo3l37, Aug 10, 2011
    Totally laughed my ass off at that part.
     
  17. #37 Oh Well Whatever, Aug 10, 2011
    dude you misfiredway too early
    could have had a one night stand
    with some dancing slut instead of you just ruining your pants
    in sexual..well if it was me i'd call that frustration..
     
  18. #38 SK8LIFE, Aug 10, 2011
    When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th sense. I Jizzed in my PANTS
     
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  19. #39 Brian The Blunt, Aug 10, 2011

    So you joined when you were 16?

    Against the rules, bro :rolleyes:
     
  20. #40 Brian The Blunt, Aug 10, 2011

    Hahahaghhahahahhahaha LOLOLOLOL
     
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