I havent taken a dump in 3 days

pshh that's it?

 

Dude, see what your problem is, you haven't smoked weed in awhile.
solution: Smoke moeweeeeeeed.

that'll solve your tres dias de no caca

 

Go. See. A. Doctor.

 

use a plunger that should do the job

 

Drink more juice.

 

lol at a 3 day music festival i did that over the summer...i didnt wanna use the porter potties, just being around them made me almost throw up, they smelled so bad (i felt bad for the people who set up camp next to them lmao)...i didnt really eat any food either tho...the only thing i had to shit was the drugs i ingested haha

 

Eat yogurt with live colonies in it.

 

Dude, I've gone 6 days without a shit.

 

You people aren't normal, I shit usually twice a day

 

you will have an epic shit soon

 

Go to the market and buy yourself a can of prunes. Eat about a 1/3 and wait for the Bazooka blast..

 

or some of that yogurt jamie lee Curtis sells

Activia!

supposed to help you shit

 

One word. LAXATIVE.

 

Prune juice, son. Keeps me regular

 

hahah some people are fucked up just do a shit man it feels good

 

same here. but now that started working out intensively i usually take 3 to 4 dumps a day...

. true OP, prunes(dried prunes work even better) will do the trick.

 

That's fkin hilarious +rep sir