Gentlemen and the ladies, I've been down so fucking long, that it looks like up to me. I was coming out of the bathroom completely blazed and I was this little tiny spider. The beast had limitless legs and formidable shape. My initial reaction was fuck, what do I do. Then I saw a lighter and this grin comes across my face and I put the flame to the highest and ONE CLICK, THE FLAMES ARISE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND THE BEAST HAS BEEN ALIGHT. It was such a horrible and beautiful sight. I was shocked because I don't even hurt ants.
A normal light with the rolling thingy. I love those common lighters, they're the best. Zippo weigh too much and they're a pain. Fuck getting them filled when you can just about find a lighter everywhere.
at my old house there was this massive ant hill and they always bugged me while i was laying out outside. so one day i had enought and i poured koolaid around it to lure them out, in a matter of minutes there were hundreds if not millions of ants at the watter hole. i than proceeding to pour lighter fluid ina circle around them trapping them and they were mine for the taking. i proceed to light the lighter fluid and send them to a earthbound hell
dude you were so stoned when you wrote this... but i was when i read it so.... this is fucking great.
