I have a retarded cat.

Discussion in 'General' started by Johnny Cash, Nov 28, 2010.

  1. #1 Johnny Cash, Nov 28, 2010
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    My cat is insane. He purrs too much. Sometimes when I just look at him he'll start purring. And it's loud too. Sounds like a little engine. Sometimes he purrs so loudly that it makes him look uncomfortable.
    I think he's a stoner since he enjoys everything way too much.
    Anyone know if this is normal? I mean I've never seen another cat that does that. Maybe he has throat cancer or something because he'll make a squeeking noise on the exhale. Maybe he fucked up his lungs from smoking too much weed.
     
  2. i think hes just really content all the time..i dunno maybe go see a vet just in case,.
     
  3. he just has a loud purr. i don't think its anything to worry about. but a vet visit couldn't hurt.
     
  4. Id take out the part about him smokin man
     
  5. He loves you man :p
     
  6. #6 adambommb, Nov 28, 2010
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    he wants you to pet him, they get smart and usually purr for that reason and to show that they love you
    and maybe you fucked up his lungs from blowing so much smoke in his face...like seriously? why would you even say that dude, if you think the case is that his lungs or throat are fucked up, youre the only one to blame..
     
  7. prrrrrrrrr!

    love, cornrow
     
  8. LOL dude my cat is the same exact way. When it starts purring I don't even want to pet it, cause once I do it spazes out and starts moving its head all around, and won't stay still.
     
  9. Does he have any health issues, like bowel problems? Bloating?
    FELINE INFECTIOUS PERITONITIS - THE PURRING DISEASE

     
  10. Should be good but only a vet can tell you lol.
     
  11. #11 Johnny Cash, Nov 29, 2010
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    What? No I meant it as a joke maybe he's a stoner too and smokes whewn I'm not around. Lol I don't get my cat high.

    I don't know he's done it all his life. He does have a flap of skin under his belly but there's nothing in it, seems to be just exess skin. It flops from side to side when he runs, looks pretty funny. But yeah that might be a problem. I think he's fine but I'll take him to the vet just to be sure.

    PS: I do have a pretty good story about a high cat. This was not me nor was it intentional. My teacher when I was about 10 years old had a plant at home. She was watching over somebody's new kitten. The kitten actually ate the leaves from her weed plant. The kitten was normally pretty active but she said it slept for 2 days after that.
    If this is against the rules or anything I'll edit it out again.
     
  12. One of my friends once had a cat that was actually retarded. It had a stump of a tail and you could tell by looking in it's face something wasn't right. Plus it was just dumb as hell, couldn't walk right, etc. We called it Corky. I can't remember it's real name but it used to piss his wife off when we called him that.
     
  13. this is what a retarde3d cat looks like,,

    ...............[ame]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXHim3ToQ4[/ame]
     
  14. ^Pop some feeder goldfish in that tub and he would have a lot more fun.
     
  15. Any picture or video of a cat would have worked;)
     
  16. one of my personal best...

    .................[ame]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOmbRXFO9z4[/ame]
     
  17. I don't think that's as odd as how my cat drools when i pet her. it's not just a little drool either
     
  18. Gotta watch out for these mother fuckers...

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcxhOGyrCtI]YouTube - When Cats Attack[/ame]
     
  19. :smoke:
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_DgAy1jBJ8]YouTube - Peter Griffin vs cat[/ame]
     

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