Just walked down to the Canyon store for a pack of cigs, decided to have a coffee while there. Im sitting and drinking, when store security walks up ans says I think you better pick-up that butt.I said im not picking it up its not mine. He looks and sees Marlboro lights in my hand and says you smoke those, I said yes, he says thats a Marlboro butt , its your brand, ( it really wasnt my butt ) there is no smoking in the canyon anywhere. So I respect that law. I said back to him 90% of smokers smoke that brand its not mine. He then says to me, \" i think you will do what I tell you\" After just being called a whore by JustBlaze, I was in no mood, I thought of a song Rage Against the Machine was playing on my ipod, so I responded \" Fuck You! I wont do what you tell me!\" As I walked off he yells WHORE! Thanks JustBlaze, you know how to make a girls day.
This thread is disappointing... I was expecting pics Also, honestly, if someone told me to \"pick up my butt\" I\'d be like WHAT DID YOU SAY? because I\'d be thinking of my ass, even though I smoke. Also what a prickjob for getting all shitty about a fucking cig butt. If someone hassles me about it I just point to the cars on the street and say \"at least my smoke goes through a filter.\"
i\'d calmly tell him it\'s not mine, and if he asks me again, i\'d light it up and rub it into his chest and burn the bastard
i would have filed sexual harassment on him for asking me \"to pick up my butt\" , cause you could been asking you to spread you ass or something then again i would be a whore to sue someone other a cigarette butt
the security gaurd only called you a whore because he thought it was, Whore-able that he couldn\'t hit it in a million years. haha oh man i crack myself up like its my job.
Sounds like some Punk-ass security on a power-trip. Haha, Good Response though, sure made pick up his butt and walk away.
haha u shoulda picked it up and bend over n put your ass up in the air and turned back n gave him a sexy look n then walked away. thats the way i thought it was gonna end due to the whore part haha but i was sadly disappointed edit: i say we get some picture reenactments of how it would happen if it went the way i pictured it
Hassled by the cigarette nazis, eh? How ridiculous. Amerikkka has become, by and large, a crummy place to live in many respects as evidenced by your hassle.
When first started reading it, i thought you were gonna fuck the security guard.. Than, i woulda called you a whore..lol
haha if that woulda been the case i woulda been like \"so wats the deal wit you me and mr. camcorder here\"
HAha, I\'m a security guard, and most of the time I don\'t give a shit about anything. I can\'t believe some people are such assholes that they would actually try to make you pick up a cigarette butt off the ground. What a prick, you shoulda kicked him in the nuts.
