I Guess I Am A Whore After All!

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  1. Just walked down to the Canyon store for a pack of cigs, decided to have a coffee while there. Im sitting and drinking, when store security walks up ans says I think you better pick-up that butt.I said im not picking it up its not mine. He looks and sees Marlboro lights in my hand and says you smoke those, I said yes, he says thats a Marlboro butt , its your brand, ( it really wasnt my butt ) there is no smoking in the canyon anywhere. So I respect that law. I said back to him 90% of smokers smoke that brand its not mine. He then says to me, \" i think you will do what I tell you\" After just being called a whore by JustBlaze, I was in no mood, I thought of a song Rage Against the Machine was playing on my ipod, so I responded \" Fuck You! I wont do what you tell me!\" As I walked off he yells WHORE! Thanks JustBlaze, you know how to make a girls day.:devious:
     
  2. I don\'t know what to say.
     
  3. This thread is disappointing... I was expecting pics :D

    Also, honestly, if someone told me to \"pick up my butt\" I\'d be like WHAT DID YOU SAY? because I\'d be thinking of my ass, even though I smoke. Also what a prickjob for getting all shitty about a fucking cig butt. If someone hassles me about it I just point to the cars on the street and say \"at least my smoke goes through a filter.\"
     
  4. i\'d calmly tell him it\'s not mine, and if he asks me again, i\'d light it up and rub it into his chest and burn the bastard :D
     
  5. i would have filed sexual harassment on him for asking me \"to pick up my butt\" , cause you could been asking you to spread you ass or something then again i would be a whore to sue someone other a cigarette butt
     
  6. ummm.....whens ur next trip to cinci??? lmao
     
  7. the security gaurd only called you a whore because he thought it was, Whore-able that he couldn\'t hit it in a million years. haha oh man i crack myself up like its my job.
     


  8. HAHAHA :yay: + repp for that one if i can!
     
  9. zack de la rocha would have stabbed him in the eye with the cigarette
     
  10. How was this Just Blaze\'s fault? Its like its missing a few sentaces in the paragraph.
     
  11. Haha
     
  12. me 2 :(
     
  13. At least he didn\'t call you an ugly whore
     
  14. Sounds like some Punk-ass security on a power-trip.
    Haha, Good Response though, sure made pick up his butt and walk away.:p
     
  15. haha u shoulda picked it up and bend over n put your ass up in the air and turned back n gave him a sexy look n then walked away. thats the way i thought it was gonna end due to the whore part haha but i was sadly disappointed

    edit: i say we get some picture reenactments of how it would happen if it went the way i pictured it
     
  16. Hassled by the cigarette nazis, eh? How ridiculous. Amerikkka has become, by and large, a crummy place to live in many respects as evidenced by your hassle.
     
  17. Come to NJ, I\'ll make your day. :)
     
  18. When first started reading it, i thought you were gonna fuck the security guard..

    Than, i woulda called you a whore..lol
     


  19. haha if that woulda been the case i woulda been like \"so wats the deal wit you me and mr. camcorder here\"
     
  20. HAha, I\'m a security guard, and most of the time I don\'t give a shit about anything. I can\'t believe some people are such assholes that they would actually try to make you pick up a cigarette butt off the ground. What a prick, you shoulda kicked him in the nuts.
     

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