I GOT SCAMMED!! @ Target

Discussion in 'General' started by Plastic Jesus, Feb 26, 2007.

  1. I was a victim to a clever scam at Target yesterday while out shopping.

    This happened to me at Target and it could happen to you.
    Here's how the scam works:
    Two hot chicks came over to your car as you are just finished putting your crap in your car and you are about to leave. They looked about 18, a blonde and a brunette.
    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag, with their Breasts almost
    falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
    It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say
    'No' and instead ask you for a ride across town.
    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with
    each other.
    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you,
    while the other one steals your wallet.
    I had my wallet stolenTuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
    Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight...
     
  2. Dude, hahaha. Wait...were you serious?
     
  3. I've heard this before. Doesn't make sense tho
     
  4. Keep dreaming, bub.
     
  5. pssht! Thats nothing! I fell for it almost every day for a month until I finally realized that they were the ones taking it! But they looked so innocent...
     
  6. its a joke... The joke part is that you think he would wise up to it, but he keeps coming back and getting his wallet stolen because he enjoys the kids.
     
  7. one day i'd just go at it, and when the one tried to steal my walled, i'd just laugh and say i forgot it today, but thanks for the blowjob.
     
  8. ..stupid target...
     

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