I forget how to pee when I'm baked.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by jding94, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Does this happen to anyone else? I sit down on the toilet, about to burst, and I forget how to pee, and all I can think is "WHY ME GOD?"
     
  2. Never on cannabis but on some un mentionables that help pain
     
  3. just


    wsshhhhhhh
     
  4. I forget how to speak english and only speak spanish. English is my primary language.
     
  5. jesus, you guys get pretty fucked up :smoke:
     
  6. When I get super baked it takes me a while to get it out, too. It's not that I forget, it just takes more focus. :laughing:
     
  7. A few times its felt like i was peeing when i wasn't

    shitty times haha i was with a bunch of people stressin that i was pissin myself :D
     
  8. [quote name='"smokey4200"']Never on cannabis but on some un mentionables that help pain[/quote]

    I know what your talkin about lol
     
  9. Peeing high feels so fuckin weird dude
     
  10. [quote name='"OtherWorldlyGuy"']

    I know what your talkin about lol[/quote]

    :-\ bad shtuff
     
  11. Sometimes when I'm really baked I try to pee but instead I start sneezing
     
  12. [quote name='"ddoublevision"']sometimes when i'm really baked i try to pee but instead i start sneezing[/quote]

    hahahahahahahahahah
     
  13. [quote name='"TheAtmansPath"']A few times its felt like i was peeing when i wasn't

    shitty times haha i was with a bunch of people stressin that i was pissin myself :D[/quote]

    Baaad feeling!! Lmao been there
     
  14. [quote name='"ddoublevision"']Sometimes when I'm really baked I try to pee but instead I start sneezing[/quote]

    Been laughing at this for bout 3 mins now
     
  15. Sometimes when I'm baked, I try to force like every drop of piss that's in my bladder out, probably not a healthy thing to do :/
     
  16. I usually squeeze my urethra with some pliers until every single drop is out.
     
  17. I try to pee but I ended wasting 5 minutes thrusting my pelvis trying to motivate the secretions.
     
  18. Guys, just sit down and it will flow much easier... At least for me
     
  19. Omg im with you dud
     

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