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I find masterbating is kinda like getting high

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by JuicyJanes, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. #1 JuicyJanes, Nov 23, 2011
    We all do it and we all know how awesome it feels. I feel that jerking it is kinda the same consept as getting high because its feels so good, its a great stress reliever, and its fun. I will be honest, i find myself jerking it more frequently when i have nothing to do and im dry.
     
  2. #2 LovingTree, Nov 23, 2011
    Lol The orgasm? It's like a two second rush-high. Lol.
     
  3. #3 FreedomIsSmoked, Nov 23, 2011
    true. But jacking it high is a truly spiritual exercise.
     
  4. #4 jacksonn, Nov 23, 2011
    I'm drunk
     
  5. #5 JuicyJanes, Nov 23, 2011
    Its more or less 10 seconds but its high is like no other
     
  6. #6 ChiefBuddha, Nov 23, 2011
    I think there not all that similar lol
     
  7. #7 poolstick, Nov 23, 2011
    No even close, but orgasms when your high are FUCKING AMAZING!!
     
  8. #8 JuicyJanes, Nov 23, 2011
    I agree, when your high jerkin the bird is quite nice
     
  9. #9 sourjello73, Nov 23, 2011
    idk about that man, but beatin it or having sex after smokin a blunt is wonderful
     
  10. #10 Forked Up, Nov 23, 2011
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    Why don't you guys talk about jerking off on another forum? I have told my friends about this forum and posts like this are just fucking stupid.
     
  11. #11 fucking baked, Nov 23, 2011
    you guys need to learn some things you just keep to yourself.
     
  12. #12 4Stone2Man0, Nov 23, 2011
    [quote name='"fucking baked"']you guys need to learn some things you just keep to yourself.[/quote]

    Qft. :smoke:
     
  13. #13 El Duderino, Nov 23, 2011
    Why arent yall talkin about having sex with a lady and being high. Or why masturbating is spelled wrong in the title.(its the reason i picked this thread... wanted to see if anyone noticed the SP. I'm high. Bout to lay out my wife.) tits

    ( . Y . )
     
  14. #14 dickbutkis, Nov 23, 2011
    ^ Whats up with the 2 up-tights? This is the Apprentice section, so you are bound to get silly questions or threads like this. Are you really so mature and enlightened that talking about masturbation will negatively impact you so much that you have to criticize the OP?
     
  15. #15 Northern_Stoner, Nov 23, 2011
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    smoke a bowl get high bro you chill? lets be chill. just chill out bro chill
     
  16. #16 TaylorOG, Nov 23, 2011
    Getting head when you're stoned >
     
  17. #17 Forked Up, Nov 23, 2011
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    Why don't you just fuck yourself. I have never been a fan of perverts. :wave: And get the fuck out of your parents basement. I'm sure you are disapointing the fuck out of them. It's a weed forum not a forum for deviants.
     
  18. #18 Northern_Stoner, Nov 23, 2011
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  19. #19 nnunes, Nov 23, 2011
    [quote name='"fucking baked"']you guys need to learn some things you just keep to yourself.[/quote]

    You know its the truth when someone in the insane clown possey thinks it wierd.
     
  20. #20 2FootBong, Nov 23, 2011

    +rep'd. totally true, i mean i understand a passing reference to polishing your musket, but i think my eyes could have been spared an entire off-topic thread about jerking off.
     
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