I cut my thumb off.

Discussion in 'General' started by Schrenzk, Dec 11, 2009.

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  1. #1 Schrenzk, Dec 11, 2009
    I work in a deli in a supermarket and today I cut my thumb off on a meat slicer. This post is taking me 25 years to type because I'm high and my thumb is no longer attached to my hand it's in a land fill somwhere by now.
     
  2. #2 xtiffany, Dec 11, 2009
    dude, that sucks.
     
  3. #3 NIXXXON, Dec 11, 2009
    pics :hello: pics :hello: pics :hello: pics.
     
  4. #4 JABB, Dec 11, 2009
    Other then that how was your day?
     
  5. #5 IwasA.Smurf, Dec 11, 2009
    holy fuck im 50 years older now...
    jk sorry trying to lighten the mood

    Im sorry about that dude, that fuckin sucks I would traumatized if I lost a body part. I hope everything works out
     
  6. #6 Heinous Anus, Dec 11, 2009
    A landfill?

    I'm sure someone out of the dozens of people in panic (seeing as how you work in a highly public place) would have had a thought to grab the thumb and run to the hospital with it.
     
  7. #7 Schrenzk, Dec 11, 2009
    fuck.
     

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  8. #8 Alphå, Dec 11, 2009
    1. cut your penis off and sew it to thumb

    2. hitchike
     
  9. #9 Land Cow, Dec 11, 2009
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  10. #10 NIXXXON, Dec 11, 2009
    1, 2, 3, 4, i declare a thumb war.

    sorry man that sucks!
     
  11. #11 Heinous Anus, Dec 11, 2009
    What about a "Toe Thumb?"

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    "The tractor incident"
     
  12. #12 tharedhead, Dec 11, 2009
    Workman's comp? Have you talked to a lawyer? :confused:
     
  13. #13 Stigma, Dec 11, 2009
    This thread is hilarious.

    It would SUUCK to lose a thumb. Lets see soem pics with NO bandage. I don't believe that pic. Looks to me like u still got a thumb there. :rolleyes:
     
  14. #14 FoodLion, Dec 11, 2009
    atleast you have your other thumb.
     
  15. #15 Schrenzk, Dec 11, 2009

    I can't take it off there's some type of foam keeping my blood from running and I'll have to go back to the hospital if I take it off for the next 2 days.
     
  16. #16 darksmoker, Dec 11, 2009
    workmans comp man how much you get
     
  17. #17 Stigma, Dec 11, 2009
    They didn't re-attach it?
     
  18. #18 bon idee, Dec 11, 2009
    so when you're sitting around you can twittle your thumb...
     
  19. #19 cannabis, Dec 11, 2009
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  20. #20 Heinous Anus, Dec 11, 2009
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    Although, I do believe some form of harm happened to said thumb.
     
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