my wife went to bingo and my son went to a away game to night for baseket ball but thats not it! i was setting hear typeing and the phone rang, so i was knowing my son would be calling ,so i try to run in the liveing room real quike to get it, but about two steps in the room was a lump of what i thaught was a sweater on the flour but when i tryed to kick it out of my path i unknowingly was setting the cat up for a 10 ft punt into the christmas tree ! it was good for two points tell the cat got stuck in the garlin and tryed to run! the tree spon like a upside down tornado! it was shiny and the funnyist dam thing ive seen in years till one of my wifes china balls hit me in the forhead! the cat was feaking out and i could not stop him so i got the idea to step on the garlin that stoped him all right it was like a rubber band wiping him in to my wifes baby booty collection of about 200 china bootys well i should say 195 or so now! all in all its a big fucking mess! and shes going to be pist ,aint the holidays great ! i think the cats going to have to take this one !its his fucking fault any way! but i think i am going to be up all night fixing shit!i think this has showen me that puting a bow on that cat and leaveing him for santa aint that bad an idea!dose any one want a slightly punted cat for xmas!how about a few good peices of broken china that look like they were glued to gather by a blind man!that bitch she just got home and i told her what happen and she ask if the cats all right!i am glad she won $60 or i would have never herd the end of it!this is great she in there picking it up and happy with out killing me ,dont figger three cheers for bingo!whats this she just came in and gave me $20 that means in woman thanking she won $80 or $100 think ill count my self lucky and give it back to her! i dont know if the $20 flys as good as the cat!