I am A Virgin Killer

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Blant-Man_007, Feb 16, 2005.

  1. well these girls i smokeed over the weekend man i was so dam tore up after smoking like 7 blants now dont get me wrong 7 is alot but these girls could toke and choke on it ......


    well we layed down on the couch after smoking and turn on the tv the softcore porno is on hbo and all of a sudden both girls start freaking out kissing each other and im like woah them blunts must be laced with some x and im liek im gonna have to join yall in the festivities so i join them and they both tell me there virgins i take a moment to praise god for the herb for life for living to smoke another day and for him loving everyone on the world and then for the virgins

    Fap..Fap..Fap.... after the fun and i tell you it was a rare find 2 19 year odl virgins that smoke what a treat i smoke some cigs and chill then right when im about to go to sleep one of the 2 girls jumps right on my balls and i can feel anything because of the Wizzead and she says ready for round two and pulls a super powered up joint it took her like 3 zigzags to roll and its like freaking huge ot took us 30 min to smoke it and i cant remeber because im high as we speak so yea fuck on
     
  2. shit sounds like a lot of fun
     
  3. Three words.... one lucky man!
     
  4. wheres the part about killing them?

    *disapointed*

    jk
     
  5. LOL "Fap..Fap..Fap...."

    lucky lucky man :D
     
  6. Yea If A Girl Is 19 And A Virgin....you Gonna Have To Work With This Bitch A Lot. She Aint Gonna Give It Up Like That
     
  7. Chron Dizzle My Nizzle can make girls do alot of things this you should know
     
  8. But if they're stoners, why has this situation never come up previously?
     
  9. omg, hahaha, hahahhahahaha omg hahahahbahhhaha, that was soo funny ^^ :D
     
  10. Agreed
     
  11. Dude were they hot or were they whales
     

  12. Agreed. If true, congrats. If not, good imagination.
     
  13. seems like ur talkin a bit of shit or ur one luck mutha fucker, how much can these girls somke wouldnt they have ko'd.
     

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