alright blades, need your help on this one. after going months with no girlfriend, and hardly any tail, i meet a cute girl and we hit it off. we fuck like little jackrabbits, she's cool, all is well. then i meet her roomate. if possible, her roomate is even cooler than her. by a lot. she tokes mad bud, is smart as hell (i find intelligence extremely sexy) and just clicks with my sense of humor well in the few times we've talked. she's pretty much me, in girl form, in a good way. lol. she is also fucking cute as hell. i've talked to my girl about a 3some when she told me "one rule: you can't fall for ******(roomates name)". apparently its happened before. WHAT DO I DO!?!?!? I GO FROM ZERO GIRLS TO TWO THAT I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN?!?!?!? basically, should i just try and tell the roomate i like her, and i wanna get with her, or try to incorporate her into an intoxicated threesome with me and my girl. any advice on these situations, or experience? thanks guys, this is fucking whack. i just want both!
Wait, there is still an avenue open that might lead to a threesome and you're asking what to do?!?! I think you know the answer to this conundrum...
You have two hot, wonderful women to choose from.... that is not God's hatred, man. God's hatred is night after night of whackin' it to the same porn on the internet. generally speaking you can't have two women for yourself. Your girlfriend doesn't sound very open to the idea. If you try and tell the roommate you like her, shit will get awkward fast because she will tell your girlfriend that you told her that... and she obviously knows you have a girlfriend. Since your girlfriend is open to the idea of a three-way, maybe find a girl who doesn't live with your girlfriend, a girl who your girlfriend hasn't already said is off-limits. That would seem to be the outcome with the least amount of drama.
one question...im not clear whether or not u are going out with the first girl or just "messin around/friends with benefits"??? well i would want to move on to bigger and better things personally and if ur not going out with the first girl she cant be too mad at u for wanting to go out with the second girl... edit: yea a 3sum mite seem the best at first but will probably end not so good for u...
This is my first post here. im 35 and have been around the block a bit. and i have to say, the odds of you being with either of them long term is slim, so if i were you i wopuld go for the threesome and just see what happens. once in a life time opp.
hey guys, one caveat: my girl is NOT open to threesomes, YET. she says she "doesnt want to share" whaaaack we are not official or dating really, just fuckin around. i met her a week ago.
oh, well damn... guess I misread that. Then my vote is for the avenue that involves "fucking like little jackrabbits"
Tell god to kill whichever one you like less, that way you won't have to make a decision . . . (don't worry . . . he knows)
"Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the roommate switch? In the middle ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it."
Just give'r buddy. Use self-control. Go NUTS on both of these babes. God doesn't HATE YOU!, like WHAT THE FUCK... HE'S GIVING YOU AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A 3 SOME, AND YOU SAY HE...HATES YOU! You should be struck down with holy vengeance immediatly. Unless you get some serious poon, right fuckin' now. Your my boy, Spliff. You got this shit. Fuck em' both like a champ.
Lies. I dated a roommate for nine months, broke up with her, and am now dating the second roommate, for over a year now...
Christmas is coming up, you could buy God a PS3 or somthing awesome. Although I don't know if he'll apreciate the fact you're giving it to him to celbrate his sons death... Be sure to get him a special edition of the sims, or Black and White. If he doesn't like you after that, God's just bein' an asshole, man.
Uhhh I'm not really sure, mad skills Her roommate dating me showed the world what a bitch her roommate was... our entire group of friends no longer hangs out with her. In actuality, we broke up a few months ago, after our one year... but not much has changed. Half of me wants to marry her, half of me wants to be a playa... man, hard life.
God doesn't hate anyone, fake things can't hate things. Always go for the best, go for the one you're more interested in.
oh come on you know how the game goes!! you got some fo sho pussy tryin to get sum mo pussy you gonna end up with no pussy!!