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How to smoke stealthy with parents home.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Mrmarijuana, Dec 21, 2010.

  1. #1 Mrmarijuana, Dec 21, 2010
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    Hello smokers, I'm going to tell you how I smoke with stealth indoors. I had to learn to smoke stealthy because I live with my parents.

    First, Make a sploof, this eliminates 75% of the smell. Next, get incense (preferably hand dipped). When you smoke use a spoon, bubbler, or bong. When you exhale your hit blow the smoke through the sploof and have a window open and incense lit.

    I did this and when my dad walked in 10 seconds after I exhaled a hit and he couldn't smell pot at all.
     
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  2. #2 BeanTownzFinest, Dec 21, 2010
    A for effort, but this thread has been done over and over and over again with the same exact info.
     
  3. #3 werslty, Dec 21, 2010
    i just smoke at 1am when my dad is sleeping lol, and exhale into a sock or some shit.
     
  4. #4 LiightWeiight, Dec 21, 2010

    Bullshit.Your numbers are ridiculous.
     
  5. #5 High as Space, Dec 21, 2010

    indeed. lots of common sense as well.

    how about

    1. sneaking out
    2. blazing
    3. sneak back in

    3 easy steps to help you on your way to becoming a pro
     
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  6. #6 NNDMT, Dec 21, 2010
    i smoke in the storage room, which nobody goes into
     
  7. #7 Trogdor, Dec 21, 2010
    simple mate, exhale your smoke into a balloon.

    A punching bag balloon will hold 3-4 hits easily, which is all you should need. Tie it off with a string and let the air out the next day. It won't smell like mj anymore.

    Then you can reuse your balloon.
     
  8. #8 Albino_Rhino, Dec 21, 2010
    i vapourize if i ever stay with a host who doesnt aprrove of the chronic
     
  9. #9 Boomhauer, Dec 21, 2010
    go outside? usually i just go on the back porch and light up a blunt.. not that hard
     
  10. #10 High as Space, Dec 21, 2010

    for me, condoms are much more accessible and therefor i use them
     
  11. #11 dildodaggins, Dec 21, 2010

    I think the smoke will diffuse through the baloon and wreak the fuck out:gc_rocks:
     
  12. #12 Lyndon, Dec 21, 2010
    All you need is a sploof, a spoon, a lighter and a window.

    1)Inhale
    2)Hand over bowl
    3)Exhale out window through sploof
    4)
    5)Profit
     
  13. #13 Mrmarijuana, Dec 21, 2010
    This was what I used to do before I would sneak out. And it worked. No, my numbers are not bullshit. Incense really cover up the smell!
     
  14. #14 Cubs Guy17, Dec 21, 2010

    I like your logic but can you also cut spending by 50%?
     
  15. #15 Flyin'High', Dec 21, 2010
    1: Lean head out window
    2: blow smoke out window
    3: get high.


    Wow extremely difficult thinking here boys. :wave:
     
  16. #16 Steazy, Dec 21, 2010
    I only do this when it is too cold to blaze outside. I don't use incense though, I turn the shower on in the bathroom on all the way hot. Then after I smoke I shower normally and the smell is usually out.
     
  17. #17 LiightWeiight, Dec 21, 2010

    I didnt say incense dont cover up smell I said your numbers are ridiculous.
    How did you arrive to them?
     

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