HOW TO RUIN OWN LIFE?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by theAcuna, Jan 23, 2015.

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  1. Soo for an assignment for school we need to make a strange list and I decided I wanted to make a step by step list of how to ruin your own life. I'm at a blank and I would really appreciate your ideas! Anything helps really
     
  2. #2 cothrantyson, Jan 23, 2015
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    1) make a list of ways to ruin your life in response to your teacher's assignment request
     
    2) ask for help on said assignment on grasscity
     
  3. What grade are you in that that is an assignment? And on top of that, how can you not think of a single thing to put on a list of how to ruin ones life? Do you have any imagination or creativity at all? Even just a sliver?
     
  4. Quick list off the top of my head: marry a Kardashian, post nudes on the internet, eat nothing but mcdonalds, stop brushing your teeth, get a tattoo of an orangutan's ass on your face, get arrested for a drug possession charge (these are all subjective, I'm sure some people would be happy to have nudes on the web)
     
  5. Drink daily,and gamble everyday.
    Wont be to long,till you're life is in the toilet

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  6. Step 1: Post on social media about how much child pornography has taken over your life.
     
    Step 2: Life ruined.
     
    Step 3: FBI Knocks on your door
     
  7.   Well you could take the smart ass route like I would.
     
      Step 1). Purchase gun (If not already in possession)
     
      Step 2). Load gun
     
      Step 3). Cock gun
     
      Step 4). Aim gun at head, preferably through the mouth
     
      Step 5). Pull the trigger
     
      Step 6). Life ruined
     
  8. Use unmentionables until you become an addict.
     
  9. Hahahaha

    I cant be the only one who gets this thread.
    Seriously? no one realize the true purpose of this thread?
    Shall I spell it out?
     
  10. Spell it out for us simpletons 
     
  11. This is the answer OP is looking for.

    Smoking Marijuana

    Get it? The saying you wont amount to nothing in life if you smoke weed? OP is being a civilized jerk! he doesn't want to come out plain and call us all losers.
     
  12. #12 boydamien, Jan 23, 2015
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    Think you might be reading to much into it mate.lol

    Im sure this is the same guy who posted a similar thread,only asking how to get away with murder as an assignment. No sure what kind of fucking school he goes to haha.

    He prolly trolling though.

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  13. I'm trying to think of a way but I just can't think of one... sorry, wish I could have helped.
     
  14. Sounds like a reach to me
     
  15. There's a poster on this forum by the name of ReaLm1537 that would be able to answer the question naturally through simply telling you his life story.
     
  16. Walking around a busy city street masturbating would do the trick. You could walk up to random cars stopped at red lights and stare them down while simultaneously stroking yourself. Maybe occasionally rub the tip of your dick against their window.
     
  17. Have 5 kids with a gold digger, drama queen, or a slut.
     
  18. Have 5 kids with an unemployed, hot headed loser of a dude, or a cheater


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  19. Drop out of school and move to Colorado!!
     
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