How to get zooted?

you have to smoke an ounce of the dankest dank you can get in one sitting to get zooted

 

LOL op, you do realize that a name doesn't define a high.... you're gonna get high...really high...maybe even higher then really high, but no exact word can classify how you feel.

 

well, urban dictionary says being zooted requires being so drunk/high all you can say is your zooted, so its just being really crunk..... you need alcohol to become zooted, issue solved, now how to get you soo high you just cant even move..... your going to need hash oil, a bong, a skillet/nail attachment for the bong, a blow torch, and an edible, eat the edible... then in 30 mins rip down a gram of oil in the skillet/nail....you will be way too high to function.... lol

 

zooted is being relally fucking high!(in my opinion)

 

Score some dank, sprinkle it with keif, roll it in a thin sheet of hash instead of papers, and smoke it like the DEA was pulling in your driveway.

 

I already said it, you need hash oil and a skillet man, its the only way

 

ROFL. Definitely dropping that at wake n bake tomorrow.

 

i get zooted, i like being toasty, i like getting toasted, sometimes it's a nice day to be vibrant; another radiant. other times i just want to be stoned, it's all the same thing, why are people fussing?

 

lol. who gets "zooted" anymore? whatever the hell that is. I get sweltered

 

Right, but you have claimed to not get zooted by using the already placed ideas that were given to you, i gave you a tactic, that would get almost anyone on here fucking ripped out of their skull.... you can take the advice, or leave it, but you seem to have failed at every other attempt. Im not a troll, i was just stating my opinion of the use of "zooted" It seems like childs play to me but thats just me. Go to a headshop, if you have a glass on glass bong that is, and buy a skillet down stem.... or a nail stem... and hash oil... you will, and i promise this, get fucking high as fuck.

 

Getting ripped = not a new way to say being high, it has been used for many more years than i have been alive..well maybe not THAT long im not 100% on that, being zooted = new age jibber jabber about being crunk, come on man, im not TRYING to argue with you now, im trying to get you as high as YOU want to be.... Seriously get your self some fucking hash oil, take it, and skillet rip the shit out of it..... ah there to further my theory on being "ripped" you can "rip" the bong as some would say it, so being ripped, obviously atleast makes sense

 

Ok like i said, look up zooted, it is being so high/drunk, all you can say is shit...im zooted.... wow big fucking deal man..... how about, you do what i said, and get so high, you cant spell a 1 letter word. Is there seriously no one in here reading this thread that knows about skillet rips..... i have a bong solely dedicated to skillet rips.... and its never failed to get me, higher than one needs to be

 

-smoke a whole blunt of chronic to your dome.

-if you actually want to get straight retarded pack a bong rip of half weed half tobacco and you will be trippin. i 100% guarantee that you will not be able to string together a sentence for a good couple of minutes

 

See, now this is an unhealthy way to end up, less high, and more oxygen deprived so you feel super fucked up for, a very short amount of time. My way.... i dont even think i have to explain why a skillet rip of hash oil is better than taking down some tobacco from a bong