How to correctly measure your penis?

Whichever way makes it seem the biggest. Times two.

 

There are already a few thread on this.

Everyone knows you go from the tail bone. It's the penis root and it counts too

 

I think the more fundamental question is why do you need a specific measurement? Are people really gonna think differently of you if you find out your pepe is only 6 inches when you bragged that it was 7.5-8?

 

You don't measure it your ego does.

 

Stick it down a chicks throat and if she chokes you are good.

 

((L x d) + (w/G)) / ( ∠∝t²)

 

Well we alraedy know that black people are the largest, then white people, then asians.

Are you black/white/asian?

or hispanic

 

I'm half Asian and I'm 8.5x6

 

hahaha

 

this is very accurate

 

Measure like a cat's tail; from your asshole to the tip.

 

This, or for the absolute longest measurement if you care so much, do us a favor and instead of making another Penis thread, cut yours into strips and lay them end to end, you should get 6 feet or so.

 

Thank god someone posted this. Read the thread title and immediately thought about it.

I can just see OP driving a hummer. "My shiz PACKIN MAYN!" hahaha

 

You gotta cut it down and count the rings.

 

"we wan our mas to stahp trippin mayne"

 

You just made me blow my whole bowl out.