i'm really blazed and i walked into a room and saw a mouse, we both just froze and stared at each other for a little while then he scampered off. i wanna catch the mouse, but i don't have any mouse traps, so i had an idea. i'm gonna go get a big mettle mixing bowl and stick some peanut butter in it, then spray the inside with pam, or olive oil. then put a little ramp up the outside so he can get in, he wont be able to get back out though. i think it will work and it will be humane. sound like a good idea?
if the inside of the bowl is oiled then the mouse wont be able to climb back out, and i will be able to get him out of my house. the ramp up the outside of the bowl is so he could actually climb up into the bowl, then he goes in and can't get out. make sense???
^ Rats/Mice arent exactly humane either and im a animal person To OP: Sounds like a decent idea from a sober head (Im sober....for the next 15 mins at least )
Put peanut butter outside the door and he'll leave on his own. Leave him a little cookie too or something. Maybe you can make friends with it and have him do your bidding.
Ok ive caught 2 motherfucking mice this way so listen up. Put two boxes up against the wall cause they run along the wall, then scare them out of their hiding place and they run like a crackaddict right into the box, then you flip it upright and you got a mouse in a box. You get it?
Alright, here's a few options I have thought of. Use each at your own discretion, I cannot be held responsible for stoned antics. First, you could poison the little fuck. This can be accomplished by mixing peanut butter with any of the following substances: Cyanide Methanol Ethylene Glycol This option is not recommended if you have pets or friends who tend to eat things off the floor. Your second option, if the first isn't viable, is to use either a friend who has consumed near lethal amounts of LSD or a housecat, if you have one, to try and catch the mouse. Be warned though that your cat may get worms from the mouse, so it is recommended that you use a friend on LSD instead. Your third option would be to go to the store and buy some mousetraps. This is probably the most effective method I have mentioned.
i have 2 cats, one of them sleeps in this room all the time. i don't think it even knows this mouse exists.