How to become insane

Look no further, friend!
This guide, will provide you with all the steps needed to become insane. So stop dressing like a clown and kill people you crazy fuck, cause this is all you'll ever need to know... ​

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Intro: Understanding​

What does our friend the dictionary say about insanity? ​

"the condition of being insane; a derangement of the mind"
"utter folly; stupidity"
"such unsoundness of mind as affects legal responsibility or capacity."​

So, as for starters, we need to derange your mind. We need too make a fool out of you, and hopefully, the result will affect your responsibility and capacity in everyday life.​

How exciting! ​

Chapter 1: Equipment ​

Ever been to an amusement park before? If you have, you'll know they have standards. Height, age, income... ​

I have good news for you. Insanity have very low standards. All you need is thoughts. No education, no job, no savings, no friends, no family, nothing. Just good ol' thoughts ​

Assuming you're 18 years old, I think its pretty safe to say that you have devolped your thoughts and a certain degree of intelligence. By this time, chances are that you have learned the wonderfull human language consistent of sounds, words and symbols. ​

Good. Thats all we need for now. ​

Chapter 2: Getting it on like donkey kong​

Every crazy fuck needs some passion whether he knows it or not. Lets use another word for passion... Lets call it... Hope. ​

Hope can only excist in the future. So, if hope excist, time also excist.
Past, present, future. This, my good sir, will be the foundation of your insanity ​

In order to become insane, you'll need to be an inverstor first. So, like in a game of poker, go all in.
I cannot stress enough how important your investment is!!!
Invest your happiness and everything that comes along with it - comfort, security, joy and peace... Your investment is the very drive towards the future.
The more you invest, the more you have to look forward to! Expectations and excitment is slowly building up by now. ​

The future is something you can look forward too, a place where you can harvest your investment. You have placed an investment consistent of x1 happiness in the future. In other words: you hope to become happy one day. ​

The next step is pretty easy but requires time. In order to be insane you cannot know that you are insane. If you knew, you wouldn't be insane silly. So, we need to confuse that pretty head of yours. ​

I have a great practice for this: Its called thinking. Do it nonstop. Think all day, sleep, rince and repeat. Live your everyday life, but, dont ever loose sight of the future. If you run out of things to think off, dont worry. Supplies aint no problem: Just think about the past - regrets, guilt, dissappointment, feelings, denial. Keep the past as baggage in your journey. Its a handy tool and only requires some memory. No biggie. ​

After some time, the thinking state becomes a habbit. You are running on autopilot and dont have to take responsibilty for your actions. Excuses, justification and blaming: These will the replacements. ​

Chapter 3: Dosage and usage​

Thinking is what makes you insane. It is the fuel for the clown car we call your mind. ​

Insainity doest just fuels on any kind of thoughts. You wouldn't have guessed it but its actually eco friendly... It runs on re-cycling. Repetive thoughts.
Keep recycling and you'll be good and safe. This is your way to achieve comfort and safety: Habbits and traditions. Dont be afraid to box yourself in! Or other people, object, and situations for that sake. Everything must be boxed and labeled. This gives more control, more information, more powarh. ​

The state of insanity is characterized and affected by the enviroment around you. So either place yourself in a dramatic one, or, be creative - create some unneccasry drama in your life! The drama can be outer or innered; just as long as the thoughts are taken serious. ​

In order to take your thoughts serious, you'll need to take yourself serious. So, lets kill two birds with one stone: You are your thoughts, the little voice in your head. This canot be discussed under any circumstances! In that way, both you and the thoughts get that extra layer of weight and seriousness. ​

You are now isolated from everything and everyone. Your perception of life must be understood as reality in order to create illusion. By taking the perception and thoughts serious, your life becomes serious. The strive towards the future will be stronger. Strong is good. ​

Chapter 4: Dress to impress​

There is something I never told you. With good reason. Because damn, you're about to get pissed ​

Remember that investment of yours? Well, its out there, somewhere. I placed it somewhere... And im not planning to tell you where. ​

Who knows? Maybe I placed it inside your next paycheck? Maybe I shoved it inside a womans vagina. Maybe I threw it inside the trunk of a bugatti. Maybe its at the buttom of your next bottle liqiuor. In your next joint maybe? Never hurts to try looking you know.
Hell, I might as well have disguised it. Maybe as some sort of social status. Maybe a piece of clothing. Maybe as the form of other peoples acceptance. ​

Do you even know what happiness is to recognize it? How it looks, how it feels? If so, who told you this? The voice in your head? Good. That means you're on the right way. ​

Chapter 5: Keeping it up​

This is the last, vital and most advanced step in the journey to become insane. Everybody can be nuts from time to time. It takes a real ego to keep things up.

All you need is this: Fear and greed. Or the synonym: F.A.G

Lets start with greed. Your happiness is somewhere out there, mmkay? How do you find it? By getting as much as possible.
More money. More things. More experiences. More thoughts. More image. More status. Keep consuming my friend, keep consuming. The more the better.

Surprise! You got competition! Other people, that is.
And they want to take it all away from you. Be it your money, your status, your image... They are your emenies. But. Maybe they can give you what you seek. Maybe they can give more status, more image. Yes. More is good.

I present to you some alternatives.

Hide. Make yourself a social mask that you wear around in their precesence. Lie to them. Do things that will please them, get their acceptance. This will make you stronger in their eyes and your own. Stronger is more. And more is goood.

Or.

Fight! Mentally or fysically. Be arrogant or cocky. Be better than them. Show yourself off. Scare them. Make them fear and respect you, and grow bigger and stronger.

You're alone in this world, and the only way to survive is to have as much as possible. Do whatever you find nessecary to get what you want, because the only place it could possibly excist is the future. Happy hunting.

If you followed this guide: Congratulations! ​

 

I could give you some great advice. But unfortanly, that kind of discussion is agaisnt the rules. And im a nice boy

Asylum you say?