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How to ask my dad to smoke with me

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by OhSoTrippy, Oct 23, 2012.

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  1. #1 OhSoTrippy, Oct 23, 2012
    Ive been smoking for a few years and i know my dad smokes weed and knows it in and out but I've been kinda scared to ask him to smoke. I think im gana ask him today but how should I ask him?
     
  2. #2 SlayerVA, Oct 23, 2012
    You wanna hit this?
     
  3. #3 whiteice15, Oct 23, 2012
    i wouldn't.
     
  4. #4 tokesmoke69, Oct 23, 2012
    Throw a bag of weed at his head and say, "Pack this bowl by the time I count to ten or I'm kicking your ass, you stupid bitch!"
     
  5. #5 OhSoTrippy, Oct 23, 2012
    I rolled a j and were probably smoking cigars later so that's my situation
     
  6. #6 Storm Crow, Oct 24, 2012
    I would wait for the weekend, put on your favorite sport on the TV, and when your team scores a good one, just say "That calls for a pipe/joint/ hit on the old bong! You up for it Dad? " Give him a big old grin, tell him you've known for YEARS about his toking, and make it into a male bonding experience!


    Granny
     
  7. #7 Tastytrichomes, Oct 24, 2012
    my dad always asks me for weed but i never share it with him because he's a prick
     
  8. #8 Psychonaut, Oct 24, 2012
    "Wanna hit?"
     
  9. #9 omgKarma, Oct 24, 2012
    Roll a doobie in front of him and be like" lets hit this"
     
  10. #10 stevegrass2, Oct 24, 2012
    Kill yourself and he'll wanna smoke. Life isn't worth it.
     
  11. #11 Led Zepp, Oct 24, 2012
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    "Hey dad, I hope you know we aren't going to live very long, and I'd rather not break out into a song, so maybe.. just chill with me, and hit this bong?"

    Just say it in a rhyme and you are good to go, cheers and good luck. :bongin:
     
  12. #12 wizweed, Oct 24, 2012
    [quote name='"stevegrass2"']Kill yourself and he'll wanna smoke. Life isn't worth it.[/quote]

    that's not funny.
     
  13. #13 stevegrass2, Oct 24, 2012

    Life isn't funny.
     
  14. #14 RandomThoughts, Oct 24, 2012
    Just run at him, laughing maniacally with a blazed up blunt in your mouth.
    Make like you're going to hit him, and when he puts his hand/s up, put the blunt in his hand.
     
  15. #15 suicidebonger, Oct 24, 2012
    tell him if he doesnt that youll pour kool aid on the floor and say he did it
     
  16. #16 Swaggrrr, Oct 24, 2012

    How about instead of being a fucking downer you smoke a bowl an lighten up! If not then keep your comments to yourself unless you actually have something helpful to say.
     
  17. #17 3XL, Oct 24, 2012
    Depends on your relationship with him. Maybe he doesnt wanna smoke with you cause hed find it awkward? Only you can decide if its a good time in your life to ask him
     
  18. #18 OhSoTrippy, Oct 24, 2012
    well guys, long story short he fell from the attic stairs and broke his arm in 2 places lol. I'm making a pizza now for him then going to watch a movie and before that I think im just gana say "that pain must be awful, a little marijuana might help
     
  19. #19 OhSoTrippy, Oct 24, 2012
    asked him how the pain was and he said no pain cause he's on percasets so maybe another night lol
     
  20. #20 Blunt Ashez, Oct 24, 2012
    Ayo pops, come hit this shit! Some straight fire!
     
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