How to ask a girl if she's dtf.

probably because you flick the bean 100x as much as you'd let any semi-attractive boy/man/manbearpig

 

[quote name='"DasKe"']I straight up texted her " are you dtf"

I'll post the convo if someone tells me how To from my iphone[/quote]

Take a screen shot, hold the lock and menu key at the same time. Make a post, upload from photos, click pic and insert inline. Profit

 

I usually tell a joke dirty joke to gauge their interest, but I don't know any good jokes.

 

fuckin right i do

 

Here, try this one.

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

 

Just be like..

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?!?"

 

Molly, here's a straightforward answer.

People have been having casual sex ever since humanity began.You don't need to have a "connection" to have sex. It is litterally the best feeling in the world to people, and it is designed that way to keep the human race alive. Its a primal instinct just like eating.

Casual sex is more natural then commited sex.

 

Romantic relations are as natural as morality. We have the capacity for the aforementioned, so why then is it not "natural?"

natural

existing in or caused by nature

 

[quote name='"DasKe"']I don't see the upload from your photos button[/quote]

Hit 'quote' then find that little plus button ^

 

Yes, romantic relations are natural, I never said they weren't.

 

Romantic denoting a relationship- I'm pretty sure whatsherface isn't talking about marital sex.

 

WhatsHerFace?
My name isn't so difficult is it?

 

Is violet blue?

 

Its not that difficult.
I havn't heard someone say WhatsHerFace.
Since high school.

 

damn, whatchamacallit, that sucks

 

Contrary to popular poems, violets are not blue. Furthermore, I haven't seen someone type in that format since high school. lolol