How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by sensimil, Jul 21, 2004.

  1. How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?









    The Answer is SEVEN:

    one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
    one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
    one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
    one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
    one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
    one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
    and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country





    heh!
     
  2. haha good one
     

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