How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb? The Answer is SEVEN: one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb, one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs, one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb, one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag, and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country heh!