Sorry for the long post, but theres a TL;DR at the bottom, although the content is worth reading. Today has been so depressing I can't even fathom it happening. So it all started when I showed up at my seasonal job to start doing touch up pre-season work. The season starts from mid June and lasts until October. I get there and immediately the secretary/supervisor lady says I have to go to the local urgent care and get drug tested before i can start working. She called them to let them know that i was coming. Knowing I wasn't gonna pass for shit, I stopped at a gas station and bought a gatorade and small Red Bull energy shot. I drank the red bull and filled it up slightly with some gatorade and then strapped it to my thigh. Keep in mind gatorade doesnt smell like piss, so I only packed a little. I also (amazingly) was able to find a head shop but they sold the last Whizzinator yesterday. Talk about bad karma When they called my name I wasn't able to fill the cup to the minimum so i had to wait in a little room until I could piss again. The second time I went in for my testing the lady did NOT put the blue liquid in the toilet like the first time, so I was able to use the 'clean' toilet water and the middle stream of my hopefully diluted piss sample to fill the cup. After the test, the lady began filling out paperwork so I knew automatically that my result was either pos. or there was some kind of issue. I knew the temp. of the piss sample had to be at body temp, but apparently the red bull bottle pressed to my ball sack for 1.5 hrs wasn't enough On the paperwork it said the sample wasn't at a high enough temp. With my redemption in mind, I went to a local headshop and bought a Whizzinator for $130 in hopes that i could retake the test tomorrow. I also bought some herbal supplements that is practically 100% guaranteed to make you piss clean. I just got a call an hr ago from the supervisor lady saying my results were inconclusive and that I can't go to work until the drug test results come in. I know damn well that there is a more than possible chance that I will not pass that test because of the mixture of gatorade (very little) and some dirty diluted piss mixed with toilet water I can't believe how fucked up our government/society is that MJ cannot be made legal/ decriminalized once and for all. I am a good guy and am always considerate of others. To know that myself and others across the United States are being treated this way is udderly ridiculous especially since its over such a wonderful and useful plant such as MJ. And to top it all off, I got a speeding ticket ... which I deserve, but didn't need on this particular day. Hopefully my efforts pulled through. Wish me luck GC otherwise I'm out on $20,000 for what I would have made during the summer. TL;DR Fuck you Im off to smoke myself silly (good idea?) and eat my $5 Little Caesars pizza EDIT: Im 20 without a MMJ card, although I might start a little grow op now to make ends meet. And Im not looking for sympathy, just some stories and discussion.