( For beginners, when heckled, an excellent comeback machine, is to begin with the question, How High? ) How high do you have to get, to get over yourself? Am I setting the bar too low? How high did you have to get, to insert your head so far up your own asscrack? Oh, that's your face, I'm sorry, I mistook you for a crackhead... How high did you feel when floating in on the wings of a turkey? Yeah, I saw your car...'Pinto' is a Hindu word for turkey, right? Or is it for just any bird that will not fly? How high is a grunion's nuts again, sir? Oh, I'm sorry if that's over your head... See how it works? As long as you accuse them of being high, the brutality seems like fun. Thank you for your time. By the way...How high were you to read this crap?