How fast can you roll a joint?

I roll my joint TIGHT so it usually takes me 2 mins. If I'm baked while rolling it would take me 20 mins coz I would stare at it for a while and just appreciate how beautiful it is LOL

 

5 minutes and its still shitttty haha

 

lmao sameee

 

30sec...


I have a joint roller lol

 

I dont really know, I dont go for speed when rolling, I just try to get that shit rolled right.

The fastest Ive ever seen though was my bros mom(same dad, diff. moms) I was rolling a joint in front of her, and she was like what the fuck, give me that shit. I handed her the joint paper with weed already broken up in it, and she handed me back a perfectly rolled joint in literally 2-4 seconds..

I couldnt believe that shit.

 

Normally 60 seconds each but they come out looking like that lol.

I can roll beauties but it takes a good way longer and those ugly bastards smoke just as good as the pretty ones

 

Wow, those look almost like mine, except yours are better.

 

U guys don't use roaches? I prefer joints with roaches

 

If my weed is ground and ready sitting next to my paper with a rolled up crutch next to it... then it wouldn't take more than 15-20 seconds...

Grinding and rolling the crutch and all other preparations would maybe add an extra 30 seconds.

So from scratch... no more than 50 seconds. Perfect cone.

 

Hmm 1.5-2 minutes probably, and I enjoy it. Counting grinding, folding a filter, and I double roll them up. Quality over quantity! I'm picking up a rolling machine to help with both those.

But damn, is it bad that I could solve my rubik's cube 2-3 times in that same time? Though after smoking, both activities take forever man.

 

i can roll a nice joint in a 30 secs. King Size papers may take me a litter longer.

 

well i never really tried to do it as fast as i can but it normally takes me 1-2 minutes to roll one

 

I like to take my time, the more patience and care the better the joint will be. It usually takes me only like 2-3 minutes when the bud is already ground, but if I'm in a hurry I bet I could do it in like a minute and a half.

 

generally takes about a min or maybe two depending on how faded I am when I start

 

Probably a minute. never really counted

 

I can roll a blunt in about 20-25 seconds, after it's grinded and all.

 

ahh...my frineds...its not the speed of the joint rolled, its the burn of the joint, when rolled.

so sit down, put your ipod on, break the bud up with your grinder or fingers (fingers for those like me that take pleasure in rolling), put on a light, and spread your bud perfectly...no twigs...all nice crystally bits. put your crutch in, hold it the whole time and just make a nice curve in teh paper. Force and bend nothing, crease nothing, just roll and roll and roll...until the paper naturally wants to. Then roll farther, and back a tiny bit...farther....lick the sugared end, and let'er stick.



The art of rolling, by muthafuckin beachbum.

 

like three minutes thats why i never roll em

 

Hmm...I dunno - I guess about a minute or so? I'm gonna roll again in a couple of days (got 2 already made up for tonight/tomorrow night...) - I'll time it