How far can you shoot your load of baby batter? LOL.

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by SugarDaddie, Dec 8, 2009.


  1. The good ol pearl necklace.
     
  2. I didnt jack off for 2 weeks while working in camp and came home and SMOTHERED my girlfriends face with cum. I came for like 5 or 6 straight seconds, it was fucking awsome.
     
  3. I shot my load over a girl's shoulder after having been going at her doggie-style, so I guess that's... however far the upper torso of a 5'4" girl is and then some.
     
  4. when i came to college in august i went about a month without jacking off because of the lack of privacy my roomates give me....finally in october i got laid and made sure i took the condom off just so i could check my distance....i should have jacked off because i honestly came in about 3 seconds that pussy felt sooooo good
     
  5. Wow, you went for a whole month in college without getting laid?

    On topic, probably like, 3-4 feet, depending on how long it's been.
     

  6. lol either you are very confused as to how long a meter is or you should get in porn man im pretty sure thats probably some guinness record shit son god damn
     
  7. im a sophomore in college, havent gotten laid since junior year of HS :(
     
  8. a few inches.

    im dead serious.


    then again i think theres a little something wrong down there when it comes to my baby batter, i dont shoot much of it to begin with...
     
  9. depends on a lot of factors. if i'm hydrated, how long it's been since i've shot my load, how long have i been going at it, how turned on i am when i do shoot my load, and probably some other stuff too.
    on bad days, it might just dribble out. on good days, about 4-6. i think somewhere around 8-9 is my record.
     
  10. lol 1 time i busted a nut and hit the ceiling i couldnt reach it to clean it up haha so yea like 7feet strait up i was impressed
     
  11. My biggest cumshot in terms of distance was when I was 30 years old. I had not cum for 2 days which was a record as I normally cum twice per day. I was edging for the whole afternoon jerking off to hot japanese racequeens on the net while pumping weights and drinking loads of protein shakes in between. Towards late afternoon I could not hold it no more and took out my digital camera. I still got the clip to prove it, I positioned a bucket on the other side of the room, about 12 feet away and while looking at the fit body of the Asian racequeen, I exploded. The first two shot just flushed the pipes going about 6-8 feet towards the bucket, immediately followed by a volley of four massive spurts that smashed inside the bucket with such force it made a noise like a water pistol against a wall. This was followed by another 4-5 spurts each smaller as I completely drained the last drop of my protein out of my aching swollen balls. I remember the relief as I sat there slumped in my armchair with my freshly emptied scroatum, moaning ooofuck, oh god, oooohhh jesus.. fuck. Was the best feeling ever.
     
  12. Doin it doggy style to a plump beautiful ass pulled it out and squirted over her ass & onto the bed .. black women rule :love-mj::smoking-rapper::pimp::coolalt::love::metal:
     
  13. Pretty far. My wife and I had sex last night and I made her cum like 5 times :]
     
  14. Not as far as I used to. :(

    But funny story about this when I was in college. One morning I wanted some but my GF wasn't up to it so she gave me a handjob. I was laying there and she was laying on my right side and I shot all the way up my chest and onto my pillow. Nice shot! So we kind of scooted over and were talking when my roommate came in and to be obnoxious jumped on the bed and laid his head on my pillow right in the mess. The screams he made as he ran out of the room ...... LOL.
     
  15. Once upon a time, I hit a fish tank about 4 feet away. God that girl was hot:ladiegaga::ey:.
     
  16. baby batter? lmao havent heard that term before
     
  17. Only on grass city can you find people who will bump an 8 year old thread about how far you can shoot your load and end up getting multiple replies. Stay classy grass city.
     
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  18. Post the video

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  19. You know, I've never really tried.
    I just get off and call it a night.
     
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